In the premiere episode of The Crusoe Show, airing first on Facebook Watch, Crusoe takes you through a day in the life of his life at home, from lazing by the fire place, answering emails, going on a walk, doing photo shoots, going to board meetings, and just spending time with Mum and Dad. Check it out and enjoy!
In episode two of the Crusoe Show, Crusoe and Dad are working on an 80s style workout DVD program by Crusoe Simmons. After a bit of back and forth about how they should present the DVD, an unexpected guest shows up partway through, who happens to be Crusoe's brother Oakley! Oakley helps demonstrate Crusoe's new invention workout tool, but the purpose of it is strategically changed at the end ;)
Crusoe and Oakley are watching just a regular ol' game between Montreal Canadiens and Toronto Maple Leafs, but they quickly decide they need to have their OWN game of hockey, so they do. Check out the episode to see who wins!
in episode 4, Crusoe and Oakley decide to host a cupcake party with "pupcakes" for some friends who come over. Their party is actually part of National Cupcake Day raising funds for animals in need by doing something sweet - as organized by the Canadian SPCA. Oakley gets put in charge of being the doorman and greeting guests.. How will he do? Does he get a cupcake? Find out!
In episode 5 of the Crusoe Show, the first travel episode, Crusoe travels to the beautiful Caribbean island of St. Lucia. He makes sure to pack everything he needs in his suitcase first, and to fly Wiener Airways, and request all the snacks he wants, before arriving on the island and being blown away by all the new sights and smells. Then he arrives at his villas and explores! Stay tuned for Part 2 where he explores more of this beautiful island of St. Lucia!
In Crusoe's second part of his trip to St. Lucia, he explores more of what the island has to offer, including a hike up for a better view of the Pitons Mountains, a visit to the botanical garden and waterfall, Pigeon Island National Park and the old fort where a little incident as pirate occurs, digging on the beach for treasure, a visit to the Hotel Chocolat chocolate cacao plantation tour, a delectable dinner at the Rainforest Hideaway, and choosing his own yacht.
In episode 7 of The Crusoe Show, Crusoe spends some time in Florida where he hits the fort desoto dog beach, does some babe watching, talks with some other dogs on the beach, then heads home, where his Dad introduces him to the concept of bottled water not toilet water, and then he decides to call up his brother Oakley for a little heads up, and get some relationship clarification from his sometimes-sorta-girlfriend Paisley.
Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund does what he loves most, which is fishing. He first goes on a little shopping spree at the Bass Pro Shop Orlando location to get geared up and choose a perfect rod for redfish fishing, which happens to be the Offshore Angler Frigate rod. Crusoe then takes off on an epic fishing trip, where he sees dolphins, catches a bunch of redfish in the Florida gulf, sheepshead, snook, even a catfish!
In this episode, Crusoe the Dachshund plays various dinosaurs of the Jurassic Wiener park, including triwienertops, velociwiener, tiwienersaurus rex, and stegawienersaurus.
Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund volunteers as a lifeguard at the local beach, for reasons only Dad understands, where he also has to save some people and dogs once in a while. Crusoe the dachshund loves a funny day at the dog-friendly beach.
In this episode, Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund takes flight through the solar system as intrepid SpaceDog Cru on a mission to Planet Squirrel, but is distracted by a strange object flying past him. He chases it but ends up crash landing on an unknown planet where he goes in search of the bone, only to confront an ugly-faced alien monster!!
Crusoe the Dachshund and his girlfriend Paisley Dachshund go on a cute and funny doggy date, where Crusoe takes her for a ride in his car to the park, where they take a romantic hot air balloon ride up into the sky. Lots of fans said this was our funniest dachshund video yet, as you see what events take place when Paisley gets scared of the hot air balloon, and Crusoe the Dachshund tries to act very cool by taking out some champagne for their romantic doggy date. See what happens in this cute and funny dachshund (wiener dog) video.
Crusoe and Oakley the miniature dachshunds, aka wiener dogs, go on a super cute dog camping trip, where they go hiking through the woods, cute dogs canoeing, set up their tent, go swimming, make a fire, roast hot dogs as wiener dogs, and then go to bed where it might just be big foot that comes to see them!
Crusoe and Oakley the miniature dachshunds put on a funny spoof magic show. Ever seen dogs do magic? Now you have. Crusoe the Dachshund, aka the Magician and his assistant Oakley the Dachshund, who is a funny goofball, work together to put on a funny magic show. Will Crusoe make Oakley disappear? Or saw him in half? Watch to see what happens in this funny dog video of dogs doing magic!
In Episode 8 of The Crusoe Show, Crusoe the Dachshund takes on the role of Chef Jacques Crusoe, a funny talking dog with a French accent who decides to make the famous French dish of coq au vin. Inspired and slight parody of Jacques Pepin the French Chef, Chef Crusoe takes the recipe to a whole new level in this funny dog video. Crusoe the mini dachshund explains the recipe as he follows the steps, everything goes well until the end where he makes a few mistakes and things get screwed up. He teaches you new sayings, like the Three Doggy Rule - something that can only be learned by a funny French chef dog video.
Crusoe and Oakley dachshund get locked up in dog pound prison when they get caught pooping on a doorstep, so they devise ways to escape prison in this funny dog video, such as through the laundry, then trying to muscle their way out, but finally, they do what dachshunds do best, which is DIG their way out!
Crusoe, aka Ron Chesnut is #ANCHORDOG for thr DoggoNews team with his adorable team of cute dogs in this video dog video news segment! The news team talks about some funny dog news that’s happening in the doggoworld, featuring Oakley as weatherman dog, and a corgi as field reporter, Dean the basset as interviewee basset hound, and even a pig as financial analyst. This team of cute #dachshunds, a corgi, a pig, and a basset hound make a great team of dog news video. Of course, this is a funny dog parody video of Anchorman the movie! Ron Chestnut is Rom Burgundy, in this #Anchorman parody of dogs!
For the first time ever, my brother Oakley takes the starring role in one of my episodes in OAKLEY GOES TO SCHOOL, where cute little Oakley, a miniature dachshund or wiener dog, goes to school in this cute dog video. Oakley is a cute little wiener dog, who with his cute backpack and overalls, heads to school on the school bus, where his day has various adventures including funny math class, funny history class, and finally, finding a cute girl to help study with. You might feel a little sorry for Oakley Dachshund in this episode, but in the end you'll see he wins the day in this cute dog video featuring adorable dachshunds, Jack Russell, and Golden Retriever.
Something is afoot! Sherlock Bones and Watley, the two cute dog detectives receive a customer who comes to visit their office to describe a missing dog who Sherlock Bones and Watley must find, in this cute dog video. Of course Sherlock Bones and Watley are actually Crusoe and Oakley, two cute dachshunds. So the cute dog detectives go on the case to find the missing dog. They inspect her home, look around, interrogate a neighboring cat, and look around an alleyway. These cute little wiener dogs inspect and solve the case, in this Sherlock Holmes dog version, Sherlock Bones, especially with their little magnifying glass. Don't miss this episode of the Crusoe Show, a cute dog video of wiener dogs solving a mystery!
In the 12th and final episode of season 2, Crusoe embarks on an epic Mission Impawssible quest! Crusoe the Dachshund (wiener dog) plays as Tom Crusoe, who receives his mission briefing video about a dog toy bomb ploy, and so he must go on a cute and funny mission to find the bomb, the salesperson, then the secret warehouse to take down the criminal cat organization. But is everything as it seems? Watch this cute and funny dog video to find out!
Crusoe and Oakley the mini #dachshunds find themselves in a scary but funny predicament when strange things start happening outside, wherein Crusoe realizes there is an inconspicuous monster that attacks all those who "see" it, so they wear blindfolds to protect themselves! This funny dog video is a spoof of the Netflix movie #BIRDBOX, but at the end we'll see what it takes for Oakley to want to throw off his blindfold and go running out the door!
It's Oakley the #Dachshund 's birthday! And he is conducting his first ever attempt at a VLOG, to document his birthday party story and unboxing of his birthday gifts from his fans and followers. Let's see if everything goes to plan in this super cute and funny dog video. What could go wrong? Thank you to all of Crusoe & Oakley the Dachshund's fan who sent in fanmail for Oakley to open and unbox. Much appreciated, and you helped make Oakley's 8th birthday an awesome one! He sure did look cute in his party hat with all his friends, too.
Crusoe the Dachshund is back in the funny #dachshund video where Crusoe sees that it is April 1st on the calendar, hence #AprilFools, and so he goes on a quest to prank his Mum and Dad in the cutest and funniest ways possible a dog could ever do to their parents! Crusoe is a funny little dachshund, and you'll see what mischief he gets up to here! Crusoe the Dachshund does some great April Fools pranks for dog owners, such as putting dirt from the yard in their coffee maker, itching powder on the toilet seat, blue dye in the laundry, sticks in the mailbox, and at the end, Crusoe's Mum and Dad get their own retribution by putting Crusoe's dog food in JELLO!
In this cute video, Crusoe and Oakley, the two dachshund brothers, discover upon waking up in the morning that with over a foot of new snow, the day has been designated a SNOW DAY! And so, Crusoe and Oakley have some fun in the snow, although deep snow is tough for short little dachshunds, but they manage. They later decide to get up to some ambitious plans, Pinky & the Brain-style, to take over the world, or rather save it, by trying to make everyday a snow day on Earth! So check out their crazy plans in this cute wiener dog video.
Episode 5 of The Crusoe Show is #GameofBones, the doggo version of #GameofThrones featuring Crusoe the dachshund as Jon Snow and Ned Stark, and Oakley the dachshund as the White Wiener, The Hound, and the Dragon! In this cute and funny talking dog video featuring wiener dogs, the character recreations play out the last season of #GoT by saving the kingdom and the realm from the white wieners by defending the wall in an epic battle, sending them back home, north of the wall..
The #Easter #bunny makes a visit to Crusoe's house where he accidentally wakes up a grumpy wiener #dog upstairs who comes down to investigate all the noise. Things get into a bit of a "hot fuzz" situation in this funny wiener dog video as Crusoe tries to get rid of the rabbit in the house, until his parents come down to stop the madness. Wait for the end "surprise", though, where the Easter bunny leaves something funny for Crusoe the dog. Enjoy the video! Happy Easter!
Crusoe and Oakley the #dachshunds are the two man, or rather, two dog #bobsled team, dubbed 'Cool Wieners'! These funny dogs in their homemade bobsled costume take part in the Wienerlympics, where they ride the track at top speed to compete in the bobsled event! Enjoy these wiener dogs in their homemade bobsled costume for dogs!
Crusoe the dachshund is spending his free time devoted to Neighborhood Watch duty for the benefit of his local community, keeping an eye out for dangers, suspicious characters, like wired hair dachshunds, squirrels, and other nefarious activities in this funny dachshund dog video.
Crusoe the miniature dachshund wakes up on #FreakyFriday to discover he has become a woman! And not just any woman, but his very own #Mum! How will he get back to being himself as a #dog?! He has to go about his day as a dog in a woman's body, doing things she would do, to hopefully discover some way of switching things back! Watch as Crusoe the dachshund dog explores the grocery store with his cute little doggy shopping cart, does a home workout, makes dinner, vacuums, does chores, works at the office, and more!
Oakley the Dachshund is in the kitchen for his very first time as the funny talking dog chef as he does his best to prepare a recipe by Jamie Oliver, dog-fashion of course! The recipe is Jamie Oliver's tofu burger, which Oakley decides to add bacon to. But as he goes along preparing the recipe, things don't go exactly as one would think for a dog chef in the kitchen. Hence, a boot, lots of paws, and oh - Worcestersquirrel sauce! Try saying that one 5 times fast! Enjoy this cute and funny talking dog video of Oakley the Chef Dachshund! Please also keep in mind, besides a few nibbles Oakley snuck in, we don't feed him human food. He eats a great diet of raw food, biologically appropriate for dogs.
In this episode, Crusoe the dachshund as #Aladdin is wandering about the desert, searching for the long-lost magic lamp. Finally he stumbles upon it, digging it out of the sand. Of course to open up the genie, he has to lick it - and low and behold, out comes the weenie genie! Played by Oakley of course! The genie dog offers Crusoe 3 wishes. Two wishes are spent right away haphazardly on food, which the genie shakes his head at. And the third wish, Crusoe wants to go home so wants an Uber. But there's no Uber in the desert - only BANANA BUBER! The magic carpet with Abu the monkey, in this case once again played by Oakley, arrives to take Crusoe home! They arrive home and look - it turns out to be all in their playtime imagination!
In the season 12 finale of the 3rd season series, Oakley the dachshund takes a trip to his local dentist office. This is a dental office full of dogs! Oakley first walks into the waiting room, where he greets a border collie receptionist. Then he takes a seat next to a poodle and fluffball. Then another white fluffball dog who works as a hygienist walks in to call Oakley's name. Oakley follows the dog to the dental room, where Oakley, with his cute short dachshund legs, jumps up onto the chair. Crusoe is playing Dr. D, the dog dentist, who gives Oakley his treatment.
In the season premiere episode of Season 4, Crusoe is shocked and dismayed to see a new dachshund puppy has arrived to his home! At first he thinks it must be a mistake, but as it turns out, it's Mum and Dad's new puppy they ordered, a shaded cream dapple, long-hair miniature dachshund whose name is... Daphne! So, welcome Daphne into the family! Crusoe is not sure what to do, and finds himself getting attacked! She looks like a cute and furry little puppy, but in fact she's a shark-toothed fluffball who attacks like you a frenzied piranha! You can see in the clips just how feisty and savage Daphne was as a pup! Crusoe then tries to find a way to get rid of her, first calling his brother Oakley the dachshund to see if Oakley might want a baby sister. When Oakley says no, Crusoe forms a plan to trap her and ship her to Madagascar. He comes very close, but at the Post Office, Crusoe has a change of heart and decide against shipping her across the world. And thus, the new puppy Daphne has been accepted into the family!
Crusoe and Oakley the mini #dachshunds are visiting #OTTAWA of Ontario, Canada! The two dogs are dressed as cute, goofy #tourists to explore the beautiful city of Ottawa, including many of the dog-friendly things to do as well as some of the other non-dog things, too! The boys start their adventure in Major's Park in downtown, visiting the Parliament. Then the pups head to the Museum of Nature to check out the squirrel exhibit? No, the dinosaur exhibit! The dogs got special permission to go and film in the museum, which was awesome, but is not generally dog friendly! Then they get a hot dog at Tavern on the Hill, an awesome hot dog joint with an incredible view of the river and Parliament. Oakley gets a bit of mustard on his face! Finally they hop on a bus tour to make their way to a hockey game! That's right, these two funny dachshunds get their own seats at a Ottawa Sens game!
This is a 'silent' version video, as a throwback to the 'Classic Crusoe' style. In this episode, Crusoe, who is a mini black and tan dachshund, is a 'handydog' who makes a visit to a woman's home to build her a sweet fence! Crusoe arrives in his GMC pickup, perfect size for little dogs, with his fence building materials in the back. He gets to work in this clumsy, cute, and funny dog video of putting a fence together and painting it. Of course, Crusoe has to stop for lunch like most dogs would, but his client his checking the time so he has to keep moving. After assembling and painting the fence with his cute little paws, his gives the invoice for his work, which is 10 dog cookies. She pays him, but then the fence falls apart! And before she can claim the warranty, Crusoe has already sped off in his truck, onto the next handydog job!
The video starts where a girl is playing fetch with her golden retriever named Dylon. She throws the bar too far and it goes in the window of a haunted house. She goes in looking for her dog's ball, but comes across a GHOST, so she screams and runs out, and runs to her car to call the Ghost-WIENER-Busters! Crusoe and Oakley are in the Ghostwienerbusters headquarters when they get the alarm, so they go sliding down the fireman's pole to race for the Ghostmobile. They hop in and go cruising towards the scene of the Ghost, but of course they have to sing their own parody version of the Ghostbusters theme song along the way!
The dogs go on a search for what books they should read, while Oakley the dachshund comes up with some weird ideas as jokes. Finally they find their books and start reading, but Oakley's book isn't quite what he likes, plus he learns #dogs need to wear glasses to be able to read human language! So he has to go steal a pair of glasses. He also finds himself some pretty funny jokes by scanning his butt on the photocopier and more.
As you will see, BATDOG does not appreciate being called a cute dog, in fact he prefers the term "sexy" and will probably trip you if you call him something like cute. BATDOG goes on to order a hot dog from a hot dog cart, but when they deny him purchase based on discrimination, once again BATDOG is not so happy. As the video progresses, we see BATDOG's nemesis, BANE track down his whereabouts and come after him to finally destroy him. They have a quick run around the park, and then settle for the final battle to the death - which is conducted via Rock Paper Scissors, to which BATDOG uses his cunning to defeat BANE.
Daphne is here to tell you about her day. She is still learning how to speak, and is taking talking lessons from her brother Crusoe. She is learning words like WALK, and HECK, and HAMBURGER (still working on that one). Daphne the dachshund also has to attend puppy school, which she hates. But you'll see in this funny dog video, how crazy and weird Daphne the puppy really is.. She is a very vocal dachshund with her toys.. loves to bark at them and jump in her toy bin. A bit of a crazy pup!
It starts off with Crusoe and Oakley in the back of their van, planning their heist. The dogs then rush into the bank for a stick-up, using a poop bag as a funny way to take control of the situation and demand the teller open the vault. The bank lobby scene was filmed at a Toyota Dealership in Georgetown, ON. They go through to the vault, which is actually DIEFENBUNKER in Ottawa, a cold war-era bunker and museum with an actual vault which was supposed to store gold reserves. The dogs rush through the vault door into the safety deposit room, where they clear the boxes to find more jewels and cash, plus all the gold and money bags.
In this video, Daphne the cute little dachshund #Puppy takes her very first vacation to Florida, where they are astounded to see #SQUIRREL - but Daphne's calls them squirrelers. So Crusoe, gives his puppy sister a lesson on biology and all types of Florida squirrels and animals.
In this clip, Oakley and Daphne act out the season recap of the Disney Mandalorian show, where the Mandalorian dog costume, which is totally homemade and a little behind the scenes clip at the end will show you the making of this dog costume of the Star Wars Mandalorian!
The dogs do a lot in just two days. A lot of which was the first time for Daphne who is still only a #puppy - in fact, this was her first hotel room, first time at the beach, first time in a big city! So was a lot of new learning and socialization experiences for this little puppy, which is good for her! And Daphne did super well. She LOVED Miami South Beach, and had lots of fun running and digging - Crusoe the dachshund loves to dig himself, which is hilarious as he digs on command anywhere you want.
The two police dog detectives are busy doing office work at the police station when the chief bulldog calls them in to tell them he's sending them on patrol. Of course the pups are super excited to be able to leave the office, so they take off, first heading to the drive thru to get some donuts of course. They then get a call from the 911 dispatch from Daphne the Dachshund who tells them about a bad doggie selling illegal cookies on the street. So the wiener dogs rush to the scene to see investigate.
Crusoe and Daphne are left HomeAlone and find themselves having to fend off a scary puppy burglar who tries to break into the house. Of course the dogs panic and have to scramble to find a solution, in typical Home Alone fashion of course, rigging up a giant slingshot with a bowling ball to take down the burglar.
Daphne hosts a cute little Tea Party for her brothers Crusoe and Oakley while also having two friends who are stuffed animals. She starts by serving tea and some cupcakes, but quickly gets carried away, drinking a ton of tea and eating a ton of cupcakes. Eventually, the boys try to find a way to eat the cupcakes of the stuffed animal friends, so devise a plan to attack the stuffed animals, like funny dachshunds do of course!
In the third and final installment of Daphne's Florida travel vlog, the #dogs have fun around the home, like wrestling and chasing each other. We see Crusoe finally warming up to his little #puppy sister and letting himself play with her - mostly because her puppy shark teeth are now gone. They do some fun adventures like kayaking, but then it comes time for Daphne to go for surgery. She gets spayed, and has to wear the cone collar thing around her neck for a couple weeks until she heals, which she is not happy about.
In the season 4 finale, Daphne the little #dachshund #puppy goes to the hair salon to get a haircut! Crusoe the dachshund is there with her, who just had his haircut first with a super cool do, that Daphne thinks is stupid. Daphne then has her turn in the salon to get her haircut, and she can't decide what style she wants - or rather - she wants no style at al
Crusoe and Daphne start off by learning about the virus and what's happening, so they go gear up in their HAZMAT suits (and bee suit) to protect themselves, but then they learn all they need to do is #StayHome to stay safe. So, this cute and funny dog video details Crusoe and Daphne's day-by-day adventures and antics of staying busy and having fun at home, which often involves driving Mum bonkers and causing a ruckus. But hey, #dogs will be dogs!
This episode picks up where it left off in Episode 1, where Mum and Dad are being quarantined in the closet. Crusoe and Daphne finally decide to let Mum and Dad out under certain conditions. Finally they pass and are free. Since the dogs still have to #StayHome, they continue to get up to different things around the house, like a board game of Scrabble with brother Oakley, or Daphne takes her try at home baking.
In the 3rd and final installment of the #Quarantine diaries, the dogs are finally "free"! Well, almost, as you'll see.
Oakley wakes up one morning and decides he wants to go visit his brother Crusoe and sister Daphne (since Oakley doesn't live with them). So he packs his suitcase to take a fun #roadtrip to see them, but he doesn't quite know where he's going, so he has to figure it out.
Long overdue, but finally here, we continue from our previous episode where Oakley makes a road trip journey to visit his friends, finally getting picked up by Crusoe and Daphne the #dachshunds. Now they continue on their way to the cottage for a little #getaway away from #COVID and quarantine and being stuck inside...
In this episode, Crusoe and Daphne realize they are now into December and it's time to get ready for #Christmas. They also know that they have to spend Christmas with immediate family only, so they are going to respect local rules, but luckily, #dogs are exempt - and so is Santa Claus! So they rush off to get ready for Santa and for Oakley who makes his visit in part 2.
Continuing from #Christmas Part 1, after Crusoe and Daphne finished setting up the Christmas lights and tree and all the decorations, Oakley finally arrives at Crusoe's house for Christmas.
In this episode, Oakley the #dachshund finds himself left #homealone when his parents mistakenly leave the house without him. If you've ever dreamed of a dog-version spoof of the beloved Home Alone movies, this is it!
In this episode, Oakley the #Dachshund uses the #dating app Dogr to find a cute match for himself from an array of all different types of #dogs and hey, even a pet pig! He swipes through a Great Dane, Bulldog, pig, before finally swiping left on the adorable little Yorkie named Mila!