Eleanor is bored and feeling depressed with her life so he attempts to become an author and write a book. She writes a children's book called The Fat Little Pig which Jay learns is modeled after him which does not leave him very pleased. Meanwhile, Jay tries to get along with his new pet dog.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Patric M. Verrone | Writer | ||
| Michael Carrington | Guest Star | ||
| Bret Haaland | Director |