Are you the patient zero who caused the epidemic of fierceness? Is your self-confidence and mettle, like chlamydia, insanely contagious and as deadly as your icy-blue determination? When people are in dire need of inner-affirmations, do you transform like Superman into the magical Courage Guru? Do you eat a steaming bowl of tenacity every morning and poop out self-doubt before leaving your home and exposing the world to your Chernobyl-like radiation of fearlessness? Are you the living embodiment of all that is c*nty? Damn right you are, you fabulous f**king b*tch.