Leprosy Cumia ends the short week expressing his hate for the “Summer Sale Macy’s catalog,” he talks about Hillary Clinton’s take on foreign policy, terrorism control, people endorsing Trump, wearing orange for gun control, and gun violence in Chicago. Lady Trucker gives us a Yakov update and chimes in about Chicago, we see a douche on a bike, Garrett and Ant talk about balloon shenanigans, we get the latest on Johnny Depp, see Johnny Depp and Amber Heard apologize for smuggling dogs, and get breaking news about two separate plane crashes. Ant talks about the UCLA gunman, “black Hermione,” Stacey Dash on trans peeps, we look through some “would ya” pics, hear about a lady seeing her house get robbed via app, a war criminal in our own backyard, women-only pools in Sweden, and get “advice” from a Saudi therapist. Ant once again explains his bullshit firing to a caller, we see a clip of Elon Musk explain something boring af, find out about the Sims 4’s gender customization, and hear a few “sucks to be you” stories.