TACS starts with Ant singing the praises of yesterday’s smoking show with Attell, talking about train dangers and safety, Obama’s safety plans, a soda can that brought down a plane, extra presence of law enforcement, what it takes to wipe out a subway, false hopes of protection, and “Baby Face Finster.” We see the news story on a female suicide bomber, talk about Obama’s bad timing, KtC tells a story about having proper documentation, Ant rants on refugees, adhering to rules, Whoopi Goldberg, equating religion and law, the history of refugees, Ted Danson’s dick’s history, and Anthony basically jerks off on the TV show Fargo. We take a look at hot Syrians, discuss asshole Hillary Clinton, watch an “equality commercial” and one for “Moschino Barbie,” hear from callers about “safe spaces,” Dave Attell, misconceptions at gun shows, and missing bits with Jimmy, and Ant also reads an “offensive” Walmart article, and talks about annoying vegans. He then gets into cruise ship crime scenes, gay cruises, cats and cucumbers, being unarmed during a home invasion, gun safety and protection, transgender periods, and (unsuccessfully) plays a “spotting” game.