Today we find out that Ant likes Taylor Swift, watch a “mom parody” of Taylor’s new song “Shake it Off,” Ant then brings up Artie Lange’s appearance on O&J this morning, we hear about Obama’s executive order on illegal immigrants, and see a clip from Nancy Pelosi. Anthony talks about his new Oculus Rift, Cake Boss’s DUI, and tells us a few cop stories of his own. KtC explains why he is out of the studio today, we watch some drunken “compound karaoke,” and hear about a space probe landing on a comet. Ant reads us a news alert for the residents of Berkeley, we see a clip from a shooting in Milwaukee, view some kiddie coffins (almost wish we were joking about this), get an update on “8 ball jacket guy,” and hear about a flight Bono was on. We get into some drone chat, check in with Scorch, and finish up with a story about a man possibly more despicable than Ant.