"Prove you're the best…Call me."
"How quickly can this be done? I don’t have much time. I leave planet Earth tonight."
"Hello. It’s Alicia Cairn. Yes, THE Alicia Cairn. Whatever the hell that means."
"What do you want? Who are you?"
“Your answerphone message is paradoxical. Please answer this question: If there is no phone call, how could I hear the message?”
“I’ve messed up. Big time. There has to be a way out... And you’re going to help me find it...”
“There are thirty one million people waiting for me.”
"He opened the bottomless pit, and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace, and the sun and the air were darkened by the smoke.”
“They’re following my every move. They’re listening to every word I say. Every. Single. Word.”
“Coincidence is the word we use when we can't see the levers and pulleys.”
“Take the 4:20am from Paddington and bring matches, a compass, carabiner hooks and Maltesers."
“Are you sitting comfortably?”
“If I’m not out of here by Christmas... I’ll be dead.”
“That I am willing to leave the lagoon to meet you, demonstrates how desperate I am.”
“There's a tape here marked ‘NOT AMELIA MATERIAL’.”
“You'll be sleeping with the fishes.”
“At Amelia we’ve always wanted to get into politics.”
“Dunno. I think it's Gaelic.”
“I’m trapped in a nightmare! I can’t wake up! Heeeeeelp!”
“Congratulations. You’ve reached The Brotherhood of the Phoenix.”
“They’re after me. The Chinese. The Americans. The Russians. The Turks. The North Koreans. I don’t think I’ll last long under torture…”
“I always obey the dice.”
“It's so frustrating to be born into the wrong millennium.”
“There was no need to drag Pancake into this!”
“He’s right. We said we’d let the dice decide.”
“It's time to implement the third option.”
“When are you going to take the bag off my head?”
“I had to steal a motorbike, shake off five policemen and stab a bloke to get here.”
“That’s what’s landed me in this cluster fuddle: I’m just way too good!”
“Look at that... A mansion. A mansion in the jungle...”
“Oleg, I'm so bored!”
"I need a genius."
“Do you always arrive by propeller airplane?”
“Hello. I’m Pablo Perez Garcia. I’m the leader of the Panaraguan Pythons. Now, you are going to help me.”
“My name is Oleg Kamenev.”
“Oh god. I feel... drowsy. Where am I?”
“Oh, wow, that is a... very small gun.”
“Don't fret. Most people can't go five minutes without lying.”
“This is really going tits up isn't it.”
“Tell me about the Robot Raves!”