Olive, the Morgans' only daughter, arrives home for Thanksgiving carrying a shameful secret she's afraid to reveal. The beer is already flowing freely at the family's over-the-top touch football game against their neighbors.
The victorious Morgans return to the house to wash up, but first have to contend with an exercise-induced asthma attack that threatens Corey's life. Michael introduces everyone to his new girlfriend, even though she objects to the title. The alcohol continues to flow freely.
While Kathy and Olive head to a local homeless shelter to donate food, Don begins the search for the remote control Kathy hides each Thanksgiving. At the shelter, Olive falls for a homeless con artist, while her boyfriend Clark becomes stranded with a ukulele-playing conspiracy theorist.
It's still early afternoon when the Morgans realize they have already consumed all the beer. After driving around frantically, the brothers realize nothing is open on Thanksgiving. That's when they hatch a brilliant scheme.
After a beer-fueled game of charades, the family breaks up into groups where the gossip flows freely. The secrets are only interrupted when the neighbors arrive at the front door to reclaim their stolen booze. A fight breaks out.
Just as the family down for dinner, all of the tension and family secrets that have been building for several hours explode in an orgy of chaos. Is this how Thanksgiving ends?
The dispute with the Tuniclifs is barely settled when Chad’s ex-wife Monica arrives, accusing him of being a deadbeat dad and demanding years of unpaid alimony.
Clark finally arrives just as Kathy sits the family down for dinner, where all of the tension and family secrets that have been building for the last 3.5 hours explode in an orgy of chaos.