If, thousands of years from now, this episode is the only record of 20th-century humanity, its viewers will believe we spent much more time crammed between two enormous slices of fake bread than we actually did.
This episode opens on a bunch of kids moving potatoes from one side of a room to the other, making everyone question if this episode came out in 1987 or 1887.
Marc Summers throws down some nasty trivia questions, including a few deep pulls about lady bugs. Later in the episode, the contestants go down a slide into a mound of mush.
This episode is so goopy, so squishy, so squirmy, so oozy, and so sloppy that you're going to need nine showers just to rinse off the first layer of slime. Yet somehow Marc Summers keeps his shoes as white as his pristine teeth.
In one of the most incredible and important moments in television history, this episode starts with the contestants squirting milk all over their teammates' faces.
Harvey the Announcer wanders onto the set to introduce us to Harvey's Donuts. The contestants have to put them on their heads, but by the sinister grin on Harvey's face I think the real joke is on all of us.
Things get very real when Marc and Harvey discuss the two times Harvey has been struck by lightning. He says he is lucky to be alive.
The Skipper-Doos face off against the Lightning Bugs. But when the object of the game is to let your friend throw an egg in your face for forty dollars, does anyone really win?
Marc Summers classes it up with a jacket and tie in this episode, I imagine because he had a job interview to get to after the taping.
In this episode a boy earns twenty dollars for knowing President Eisenhower's first name, then is offered forty dollars to put potato-sized grains of fake rice into a bucket using enormous chopsticks.
Marc Summers torments one of the show's producers by making her display her Canadian accent.
Marc Summers opens this episode with a surprisingly frank discussion with two best friends, one of whom is going to the Bon Jovi concert while the other one's mother will not let her go.
Andrew and Stacy are the Atomic Toasters and they are ready to have any quantity of food hurled in their faces in exchange for a plastic watch and electronic keyboard.
It's a celebrity episode with some kid stars from 80s sitcoms, but don't think that excuses any of these hot-shots from having their parents chuck pineapples at their faces.
"The Slime Bowl" Sneak Preview episode, featuring football players and their kids! Only episode to use the Hello Dummy obstacle.
Unique I Love Lucy themed episode.