Welcome to MEAT WEEK, Loyal Theorists! Before you check out our other meat-themed content on our other channels, Game Theory, Film Theory, and Food Theory, we just HAVE to talk about the weirdest fashion trend around meat: that is, Lady Gaga’s meat dress. She wore the mutton chops at the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards (VMAs) and her attire made its way around the internet, so much so, that we’re talking about it 13 years later! But why? Well, in honor of Meat Week, we’re wondering whether you can actually EAT the dress and how many calories you would intake if you did consume it all. So grab a knife, and let’s dig in!