Unpersuasive Persuasion

Wario decides he needs some minions to take over the world. He first bribes Otacon with all the anime in the world. But Otacon says he can hack all the anime he wants off the internet. Wario, furious, yells at him saying he could give him power and show him great things. But Otacon gets scared and runs away. Wario then decides to get Ash on his side. He tells Ash he could help him catch all the Pokemon in the world. But Ash says that's impossible because new ones are always being added. Ash then leaves to go help Brock referee a tennis match. Wario then makes a speech to some mysterious animals, telling them he can help them rise above man-kind if they help him. But it turns out he was talking to two dogs, who just sit there. Wario decides he doesn't need minions, and he'll rule the world by himself.