When a man claims that he's being held hostage - by his girlfriend - he's either mentally disturbed, or providing a voice for down-trodden gents everywhere. Or he's actually being held hostage.
There comes a time in most women's lives when they decide they'd like to have a baby. They might decide to mention this to their boyfriends. They might decide to mention it very loudly, punctuated by obscenities, over, and over again.
Negotiation is an art, combining practised skills with natural charisma, wit, insight and charm. It can also be handy when discussing fees and services with prostitutes.
There are some things that are best done before embarking on a romantic hot air balloon ride, like going to the toilet and recharging the camera. But telling your boyfriend you're finished with him is best left until after you land...
Meeting the girlfriend's parents is something most guys dread. But when the mother has psychic powers - and is partial to a little telepathic probing - it's a lot, lot worse.
Getting dumped is never fun... especially when your girlfriend leaves you for your brother. Elsewhere, it's the guy doing the dumping - but it's harder than it looks.
