Sonic needs to find a job to pay the rent and becomes a paperboy.
Sonic becomes a boxer, and things don't go too good.
Sonic dreams about working for Toe Jam & Earl while attacking people
Sonic gets hired to clean Eggman's toilet.
Sonic and Tails become announcers for a Street Fighter tournament and Eggman gets some revenge.
Jim hires Sonic to watch over his suit while he's out, but things go wrong.
Sonic gets hired by Knuckles to work at his restaurant and makes some food for Eggman.
Sonic has to help a family of three get accross the country, but they're apparently dysfunctional.
Sonic gets hired by Mother Brain to be with her for the weekend, and the two days end with a ugly surprise for Sonic.
Sonic is sent to help Kirby kill his enemies, but he soon finds out a disturbing truth.
Eggman and Jim get revenge on Sonic for what he did to them in the past episodes.
Sonic gets hired to help Gilius Thunderhead and Tyris Flare.
Sonic runs into pit who has just been turned into an eggplant.
After being turned back to normal in the hospital, Sonic replaces an injured ExciteBiker in a race.
Taizo Hori hires Sonic to help him kill the monsters, but Sonic thinks that he's just like Kirby.
After being "fired" by Pacman, Sonic helps the four ghosts defeat him in order to get revenge.
Sonic visits Tails in the Hospital, takes Sinequa to work with Bomberman.
Sonic gets hired to "help a special needs kid" who turns out to be a nightmarish, retarded monster from another dimension.
Sonic gets hired to play for a Russian hockey team, gets thrown in jail and becomes indebted to the Mafia.
Mario sends Sonic out on his first hit job for the Mafia.
Sonic's next objective is to kill the Angry Birds when Mario says that they're getting too popular for his taste.
Mario's next objective for Sonic is to help his goons defeat Billy Lee and Jimmy Lee, but Sonic's plan doesn't seem to work.
Sonic and Luigi attempt to kill Frogger, but things go wrong.
With Luigi dead, Mario wants revenge.
Mario got all his goons and plans to kill Sonic.
Sonic and Mario, and some other weirdos fight to survive. Who will win?
Sonic attempts to adjust to the life of a mob boss by first strong-arming a bar.
Sonic and Co. go with Link to find Princess Peach to find out what Mario's big plans were.
Sonic tries to get some word of Mario out of Peach and he finds out that another Princess really knows Mario's plans.
Sonic and Co. hatch a plan to rob Casino Zone.
The plan goes wrong and Sonic gets an Sonic on Ice show.
A new plan is made to rob Casino Zone.
Sonic and Co. play football and attempt to lose in order to win a bet, but Sonic is the only one whos against losing.
Darth Vader comes to confront Sonic.
Sonic's mob takes on the Empire in Family Feud.
The girls in Sonic's life fight for his love in a wrestling match.
Sonic gets tensed from being a mob boss and gets injured.
Tails takes over the Mob, but Sonic has something to say about that, while Jim and Eggman have to deal with a druglord.
Sonic and Tails battle with each other to after the events of the last episode to determine who will be the mob boss.
Sonic gets a job at Burger Time again, and his first customer is Tails, who rubs his success in Sonic's face.
Sonic works on the Atari games, but fails every time.
Sonic and Gilius escape prison and run into the Final Fantasy gang in a rpg style battle.
Sonic and Gilius fight in the underground Pokemon tournament and their first oppenent happens to be Sinequa.
Take a look at the life of the new rich jerk, Tails.
Maxwell hires Sonic to help him obtain a starite, but Sonic tries to create a way out of his horrible life by using the power of the notebook.
Sonic attempts to rob a gas station as mentioned in the previous episode and runs into Megaman and Co. from Megaman Dies at the End.
Sonic works with Kirby (who is now a holywood producer) and gives him the offer to star in "Sonic: One bad Character" with Tails as his co-star.
Sonic gets interviewed about his return to the spotlight and his role in Mass Effect 3 as Commander Shephard's wingman.
Sonic and Kirby discuss their new movie and bump into Knuckles who has to work at the Tre Douche restaurant after Sonic burned Burger Time down. Tails arrives later and Sonic agrees to give him the lead.
Sonic is asked by Kirby to pick up Earthworm Jim & Dr. Eggman from South America for the production of Sonic & Kirby's first movie. A fight to the death ensues in Columbia.
Two Bad Characters is moving into production. Tails makes changes to the script and humiliates Sonic.
Sonic, Tails, Kirby and the rest of the gang attend the premiere of "Two Bad Characters". Sonic's plans for revenge are about to be unleashed.
Sonic & Tails are abducted by the Star Fox team, and Sonic is sent to do a handy job for the crew while Fox McCloud is away somewhere.
Sonic and tails are sent in a mission to destroy aliens and their queen.
Sonic and tails are jousting against a flock of space ostriches, when they meet eggman and jim.
Blaster Master comes to eggman asking if he can fix "Sophia".
Sonic and tails are off to assasinate mother brain but end up in danger. Luckily, a certain brain monster is here to save the day.
Eggman and Jim are to destroy asteroids.
The crew must eliminate the fighter jets from venom and establish a democracy.
Sonic has been hired by Sparkster the possum knight, but things starts getting weird.
Shadow the hedgehog is on the run.
Fox and Falco return from earth to find out what happened.
Sonic must back in time to change his life.
Now that Sonic is in the right year, he has a chance to get himself back on top.
Sonic must find Tails before its to late because the fox is broke.
Eggman stole the epoch to undo his failure. Sonic must undo what he has done.
Crash would never let his future be ruined. Sonic must now get Crash to tell him where the epoch is.
Gillius Thunderhead has been claimed the real Sonic for years because this was Sonic's time travelling that caused this.
Mario is back and he wants Sonic, but what Sonic doesn't know that he will be face to face with the Avengers.
Sonic is now dead, the world is at total peace and Mario wants to bring chaos to the world. And what about Soniqua?
Mario may had killed Sonic, but it doesn't stop Soniqua killing all of Mario's goons including that mustached asshole.
Tails, Jim, and Eggman are about to do a prank on Mario, and Mario tries to kill Soniqua, and what about Sonic?
Tails, Jim and Eggman take three time machines to save Sonic, but messed things up. Now Tails is tall, Jim's a Yoshi, Eggman's a baby and Sonic had became Wario. What's next?
Now the fate of the world depends on Sonic and the others. They might want to escape before everything gets destroyed, that way the world didn't fall apart.
The gang must rebuild the world.
The gang goes to work once again.
The gang tries to go verical on the elevator, but first, they must fix a mistake.
Sonic and Tails try kung fu, when they meet Kirby.
Sonic and and co. try to fight with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and things don't go too good.
Sonic & Tails follow Links hint and end up in the world of Gears of War where they meet its creator Cliff Bleszinski.
Sonic & Tails continue their quest for "The Creator" but end up finding the creators and their voice counter parts of the show 'Sonic for Hire'.
A look behind the scenes at lowbrow & some Q&A with the creators of the show.
The Final Episode
Sonic has decided to leave Heaven and get back to work. He drags Tails with him and they don't waste any time screwing everything up.
Now that Sonic Mania has been destroyed, Sonic and Tails come up with a new plan to make their own game.
Sonic and Tails head over to Ice Climber to find out about ice levels and they run into an old, annoying friend. Meanwhile, Eggman has an unexpected visitor.
Eggman has a daughter and she's here to kick ass. Is she going to be too much for Sonic to handle? Yeah, definitely.
Eggman and Eggette are making their mark across the video game universe. Eggman also delivers a message that worries Sonic.
Sonic and Tails are ready for a battle, but they need to call in the big guns. And by "big guns" I mean their idiot friends.
The battle has begun. Will Sonic be outmatched by a a stronger, smarter, faster, better, cooler, meaner foe? Who knows?
As the fight rages on, Sonic has some new team members. But will that be enough to turn the tide? Why do I keep asking questions? Just watch the season finale!
It's finally happening: Sonic is going to college! And no prophecy from the future, or terrible edutainment game will get in his way!
Sonic and Tails meet with the formerly dead, now alive, but… didn’t he die again- screw it, mortal enemy, Mario (Godfather version) to get in College. Along the way, they encounter a Blob and his Boy!
Sonic and Tails FINALLY make it to college and pledge a fraternity. Meanwhile, Eggman meets the school's Dean. Featuring Kris Wilson from Cyanide & Happiness!
Sonic and his new fraternity run a foul of a rival school! Now Sonic, Tails, and their fraternity brothers must go to war with a certain School For The Gifted. It's the Animal House Of X.
Due to some polite urging from Mario, Sonic joins the world of collegiate sports, while Tails learns the value of 'tough love' when he joins the school's Nature Club.
After the last episode's shocking reveal, Sonic gets ready for the big race, Tails goes through an identity crisis, and Luigi takes over. Also, Knuckles and Jim may have had sex with each other.
In today's episode, Sonic continues to fail at College Sports, Tails continues to fail at figuring out who he is, and Earthworm Jim and Knuckles fail at figuring out who they made out with, but now they get some help from another failure!
Sonic's free wheelin' lifestyle is about to catch up with him... for the 900th time.
On Cooking With Eggman our evil genius can be a stupid cook.
For the first time ever, there's a drinking game on Sonic For Hire. THE RULES: - Someone swears - Drink - Someone drinks - Drink - Sonic fires a gun - Drink - Someone has sex - Drink - A character dies - 2 Drinks - Hospital scene - 2 Drinks - Someone says "shitballs" - Drink - Soniqua says "Avacado" - Drink - Poster reference - Drink - Thunderhead says "Ass wine" - Drink - Knuckles Rhymes - Drink
Thunderhead is gonna teach all you lonely guys out there, how to get yourself some ass.
Princess Potato talks about the upcoming Star Trek movie on her very own talk show.
Link shows everyone how to look and how not to look in the video game world.
Sonic the eggplant introduces season 2 of Sonic For Hire.
Promo for Season 6
Promo for Season 7.
