The pilot episode of the Skyrim For Pimps and the first episode of Season 1. This episode also has a second name mentioned during the episode's intro: "Dope Overview". It is centered around Cock Nibbler, who is sidelined by Fün Tits for the rest of the season.
This episode begins the "very special kind of walkthrough" for the Dark Brotherhood quest-line in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
This episode continues the "very special kind of walkthrough" for the Dark Brotherhood quest-line in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
After her visit with The Oracles, Fün Tits begins her quest for triple murder that was assigned to her by Astrid of The Dark Brotherhood.
The episode begins with Emre proposing the idea that Fün Tits should try to seduce Astrid's husband, Arnbjorn, so that Astrid will want to leave him. This would allow Fün to have Astrid to herself...
Astrid tricks Fun Tits into hiding in her grandma's coffin. Then Fun Tits assassinates a chicken and some vampires.
Fün is charged with the assassination of a bride on her wedding day, and does it in the pimpest way possible.
Fün fills out all the necessary assassin paperwork and finally gets her horse. More Skyrim coming soon as we continue the Brotherhood storyline.
Fün electrocutes Cicero, and then shares her journal with Astrid.
Fün goes on a decapitation spree while attempting to murder the Emperor with soup.
Astrid and Fün's relationship meets a fiery climax. Fün must do the unthinkable and kill Astrid! But is it really over?
Fün travels through time in a desperate attempt to save Astrid's life in the Fün Tits Saga Finale!
Previously undiscovered hilarity from Fün Tits' treasure chest. This episode includes deleted scenes from throughout Fün Tits' adventures during the first season. It is the only episode of the series to be considered non-canon.
Skyrim for Pimps is back with a new hero: Crotch Guzzler! After he's finally kicked out of his parents' house, this 230 year old Elf prankster decides it's time to do something with his life and goes off to College.
Crotch Guzzler gives it the old College try. In this episode he tracks down some overdue library books, catches a glimpse of the finest butt in Skyrim, and partakes in the most obviously epic quest imaginable.
Crotch Guzzler discovers The Most Boring Thing In Skyrim!
Crotch Guzzler continues to pursue his exciting degree in "following" at the Mage's College by tracking down the legendary Staff of Magnus. After days of tests, listening, note taking, and general school-time boredom, suddenly something actually exciting happens!
Tolfdir has a tragic and unavoidable accident, Crotch Guzzler defeats the sexy-ass Elf Ancano, and becomes the Arch-Mage of Winterhold! But he soon finds out the job isn't quite what it's cracked up to be...
After realizing he's once more bored with his life, Arch-Mage Crotch decides to break up with his girlfriend Brelyna and crashes a classy graduation party!
Crotch Guzzler moves into his new wife's house, and sets out to prove to her that he's more than just an Arch-Janitor. However, he quickly becomes suspicious of her strange schedule - staying out all night, and then coming home at 6 in the morning...
Crotch gets in a fight with his wife, so he decides to blow off some steam with the Oracles. In Dawnstar he meets a weird guy named Erandur, and goes off to see what he THINKS is a nonsensical Art Gallery, but it turns out to be some sort of Daedric asthma study...
In the season 2 finale of Skyrim For Pimps, we see who Crotch Guzzler truly is when he returns to the College of Winterhold and murders everyone. Needless to say, it's fascinating.
Fün Tits is back in all her glory! Sensing a possible cure for Astrid in vampirism, Fün begins the Skyrim Dawnguard quest and meets the beautiful vampire Serana.
Fün travels to castle Volkihar where she meets Serana's father, Lord Hardon. Err, I mean Lord HARKon. He offers Fün the ultimate gift - the chance to be a sexy and powerful Vampire Lord! For her first mission with her new powers, Fün travels to a skooma den where she kills all sorts of losers, and finds a couple shit buckets!
Fun Tits goes on a quest to find the Moth Priest. Along the way she kills a bunch of stuff and finds the remains of the students of Winterhold.
Fün Tits goes on an adventure to find some stuff while Serena babbles about things. But at least she has a funny ninja skeleton that runs like an idiot.
Fün Tits goes on an adventure with Serena to meet Serena's vampire mom who is a stuffy cold bitch.
Fün Tits goes on an adventure with Serena to meet Serena's vampire mom who is a stuffy cold bitch. Eventually they encounter a dragon and he's a total loser. So they make fun of him.
Fün Tits goes on an adventure with Serena to put an arrow through some woman's face. When that somehow doesn't kill her, they put an icicle through her cold heart.
Fün Tits goes on an adventure to the College of Winterhold and meets a weird guy named Crotch Guzzler. This guy has issues.
Fün gets the last Elder Scroll from Crotch's house, finds a cave full of sexy moths, and gets super high trying to read it.
Fün goes on an adventure to get a bow to kick the sun's ass.
After discovering a couple more dumb gazebos, we visit the home of the blind Falmer elves who make shitty bridges with holes in them and traps that are good for playing practical jokes on your friends.
After discovering a couple more dumb gazebos, Fun Tits kills some more sluts, fights the ultimate fight, and turns the sun into an anus.
The season 3 Finale is here! Fün Tits recruits Crotch Guzzler to permanently resurrect her long lost love Astrid, but then faces an impossible choice: Serana or Astrid?
The season 4 premiere is here! Crotch is back and needs to build a home for him and his drug peddling wife to raise a family in. Also, Crotch needs more space for his skull collection.
Crotch has settled down and needs some kids. No time to make any, he's going to get a couple of cheap used kids. Now it's time to teach them life lessons like kill anyone who moderately upsets you and display your dead ex girlfriend as a trophy.
Crotch has settled down with his wife and newly purchased children. In that short time he's already murdered their house musician/cook/maid. Now he accidentally hugs his son too hard and has to hide Hroar's remains from Ysolda.
Crotch goes on an adventure with his "dead" son to find the perfect pancake syrup pouring device. But his crazy antics land his ass in the slammer.
Crotch goes on an adventure with his "dead" son to find more pancake ingredients. This time he needs some special mushrooms. Where else can he go but to the mushroom kingdom?
Crotch gets the rest of the pancake ingredients. But finds out his wife may have been unfaithful in his absence with a certain creator of Star Wars...
Crotch has finally finished making the super special pancakes and now it's time to feed his family as the good provider that he is.
Fun is back, but some mischief has left her loved ones dead...again. So now it's time to find Crotch Guzzler, but before she does that she needs to head to Morrowind.
Fun is back, and since Serena and Astrid are dead (again) she's on the prowl for a new girlfriend.
Fun is on the prowl for some action. Along the way some douchebags get in the way and must be ended.
Fun continues her hunt for the fuck face who killed her sluts, never did you imagine she'd run into a guy who is in the business of romancing dicks.
Fün continues her hunt for the fuck face who killed her sluts, she then runs in to a boring monster thing that is fascinated with books. Tolfdir reborn perhaps?
Fün continues her hunt for the fuck face who killed her sluts, in the mean time she has to hang out with Shredder and watch him being a dumb ass.
Fün gets a new house and hangs out with Shredder. They find some pirate treasure and hang out with some comedy goblins.
Fün and Shredder find a tomb of gold, then go back to the village and rob some bitches.
Fün tries to sacrifice some guy, then realizes she didn't need to.
Fün goes in to some of the worst dungeons in all of Skyrim and tries to make it not suck.
Fün gets ever closer to resurrecting her lovers, but first she must deal with more comedy goblins.
Fün enters a battle to the finish with good old Crotch Guzzler.
Skyrim for Pimps is back, right where it left off..sort of. Enter our new character, S'oggy Balls.
S'oggy Balls tries to make new friends.
'oggy Balls tries to get a girlfriend and becomes a catdog in the process.
S'oggy Balls has WAY too much skooma, but in the end gets a new buddy.
Our intrepid hero S'oggyballs is on a mission to slay a great white beast! Along the way he has a Werewolf party, choke-slams some dipshits, and learns just how powerful his little buddy General Burnside actually is.
It's Turkey Time in Skyrim! General Burnside loves turkey. S'oggyballs gets high on Skooma, kills a few witches, and tragedy befalls Kornsack... Cognac... Kodak... Whatever his name is.
S'oggyballs and his fellow companions wipe out the Silver Hand, then reforge the Wuuthrad. It's super exciting, you won't want to miss it!
S'oggyballs finally tricks Aela in to touching his special kitty parts. He plays a prank on Farkas, and encounters some strange people and goes to Riften. Lots of people die.
S'oggyballs joins the Thieves Guild and continues his trickery and mischief. Then people die.
S'oggyballs helps Aela get new outfits and then is sent by the Thieves Guild to complete a mission by breaking in to some homes. S'oggy finds thieving to have a lot less body slamming and killing than he was hoping.
S'oggyballs continues his quest to be the best thief, but he's still not sure about the rules regarding smashing people.
S'oggyballs smashes some stupid people and encounters a weird lady.
S'oggyballs decides to pull off the crime of the century. Then moves on to the quest to feed General Burnside.
S'oggyballs "writes" a letter to Ysolda to learn how to read.
S'oggyballs is forced to get sneakier when he must follow Gulum-Ei. Naturally, he's very subtle.
S'oggyballs discovers a magical weapon, and throws it away. He then writes a very special letter to his pal, Ysolda.
S'oggyballs follows Mercer Frey and hears a tale, the tale of the greatest hand job ever given.
S'oggyballs encounters Crotch Guzzler for the first time. He then goes on his way to learn to read.
S'oggyballs runs into some drunk douchebag, tries to find Mercer Frey's hidden stash of adult magazines, and General Burnside goes crazy on Ice Cream!
S'oggy breaks into a suspicious cupboard and finds the makings for secret cake. And then he tries vainly to hear what Karliah is saying.
S'oggy defeats Mercer Frey in a battle of the century and then attends to blissful union of his good friend Ysolda and an asshole.
S'oggy is now the leader of the thieves guild, a "crappy" desk job. He decides to go searching for Nocturnal, the hot nasty god of kink.
S'oggy returns to Elsweyr only to find that all his fellow Khajiit have taken some really bad skooma.
Soggy completes his adventure in Elswyr and begins to return to Skyrim...
Soggy completes his adventure in Elswyr and begins to return to Skyrim...
S'oggy discovered what happened to his brother, J'zargo, and, by Sithis, vows revenge!
S'oggy Balls attempts to learn how to kill a Dragonborn from Paarthurnax, a dragon.
The story ends....
The story returns...briefly...
The story returns...briefly...again...
The story returns...briefly...again...once more...
It all begins...again....
Cock Nibbler continues on his quest to find oblivion. Not the place, I mean he wants to be dead.
Cock Nibbler meets the Game Society gods and then learns what it means to be the Moose-Born.
Cock Nibbler defeats a dragon and then encounters a legendary goblin known as Mai Dik. Which triggers some deep memories...
Cock Nibbler meets up with an old homeless friend.
Cock Nibbler finds Mai Dik at the Bannered Mare, but some crazy cat-man prevents him from killing Mai Dik.
Cock Nibbler encounters his worst nightmare, a fan who is hot for him.
Cock Nibbler learns just how much Winterhold sucks.