Ah, Paris. A beautiful city to be portrayed by a beautiful garage. Sorry about the general scuzziness of this one, it was a hot day and very scented candles didn’t help. My copy of Paris: La Cite De La Lumiere now smells like vanilla and oranges – which might sound pleasant, but it is absolutely not. This week on Shut Up and Sit Down, the real Tom Brewster reviews Paris: La Cite De La Lumiere – an exclusive to Chess Month; a month of games that are rapidly approaching ‘absolutely not chess at all officer’