Lets begin you obvious losers with the first simple rules for internet dating: choosing your screen name. Keep it clean, and enticing. You don't want anyone to know what you're really like.
In writing your online profile, just be who you are. Except you guys in the class make something up.
For your online photo, be sure to choose a picture of yourself.
No matter how sexy her picture is, don't mention it.
Listen up, idiots, when you make the first call to a girl if really don't try to wing it.
And, in conclusion, here's a sports metaphor that your woman can relate to.