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Season 1

  • S01E01 SHAYTARDS BEGIN!

    • October 2, 2008
    • YouTube

    Ok this is my first weight loss vlog. I will try and do one everyday. Also I will only accept video responses that are about your weight loss.

  • S01E02 FAT MANIA

    • October 3, 2008
    • YouTube

    Hi this was meant to be a fat loss video but we started to have to much fun and then the camera died at the very end when I was about to get serious. I will make another one tomorrow.

  • S01E03 WATER!

    • October 7, 2008
    • YouTube

    Drink it! I challenge everyone to drink a gallon of water a day. Dont pee your pants.

  • S01E04 Insomniac Ironman 2.0 Let the blood flow!!

    • October 17, 2008
    • YouTube

    OK!!! So I have everyones link both YouTube and Blog Tv in the side bar. Check them ALL out and choose a team. Competition starts Friday October 24th 2008

  • S01E05 SECRET WEAPON

    • October 30, 2008
    • YouTube

    Hey my secret weapon arrived a little late for the Ironman Challenge but good thing I didn't need it. O yea go ShayTards. Thanks for everyones support and help staying awake. This channel is going to be for everything. Not just weight loss. I AM excited for the juicer to help me in the weight loss journey though. I juiced 4 apples and it was suprisingly DELICIOUS!!

  • S01E06 YOU TUBE LIVE! & WEIGHT LOSS!

    • November 7, 2008
    • YouTube

    OK I am starting again. I am better at countdowns and deadlines than just making a slow life change. I need to be able to measure something and watch progress or I just stop doing it. So with my new scale and the YouTube live counter I hope I will watch BOTH numbers go down. I am going to get off my fat ASS and work out everyday and make smart food choices. I will keep you guys updated.

  • S01E07 WHERE IS MY RAQUET?!

    • November 17, 2008
    • YouTube

    So I REALLY want to do more videos on this channel. Im going to try and bare down and do at least 3 to 4 a week. This is a real life situation where I am looking for something and I ask my wife to find it cause she knows where EVERYTHING is.

  • S01E08 THE GREAT BOOT FIASCO OF 2008!

    • November 20, 2008
    • YouTube

    So I was going to suprise my wife with some new boots but she called me RIGHT after I bought them and told me that she had bought some also. Which pair do you like more?

  • S01E09 Airport Hotel Quick Vlog

    • November 21, 2008
    • YouTube

    OK Sorry this isn't that great we had a long day of travel and I promised a video a day. Hopefully a better one tomorrow.

  • S01E10 PURE PANDEMONIUM!! (BEWARE)

    • November 28, 2008
    • YouTube

    Crazy night at the ShayTards house. This is closer to reality of day to day operations here. My daughter didn't actually say wanker it just sounded like she did.

  • S01E11 IYN IS A SICK!

    • December 6, 2008
    • YouTube

    HAHA! I tricked you. It was actually Kool Aid and Jelly Beans. Dont be silly I wouldn't actually drink that.

  • S01E12 Random Vlog from WALGREENS!!!!

    • December 10, 2008
    • YouTube

    I make friends wherever I go!

  • S01E13 Snow Shovel

    • December 18, 2008
    • YouTube

    Hey so I had to go buy a new snow shovel cause we think our neighboor stole ours. I just like to throw TONZ of salt on the ground but my wife says I have to shovel it first...Blah Blah Blah

  • S01E14 Christmas Caroling Brawl!

    • December 22, 2008
    • YouTube

    This was a fun little trip to look at some lights and feel the Christmas Spirit. Happy Hanukkah!

  • S01E15 JUMPING OUT MY WINDOW!

    • December 27, 2008
    • YouTube

    So my wife was holding the lap top AND the flip cam. That is why it might be a little shaky.

  • S01E16 Douche Tag / 21 thoughts video...

    • January 6, 2009
    • YouTube

    So there are these 2 tag games going around on YouTube. This is my effort at doing both of them. Check out the creators of the tag games!!!

  • S01E17 I PROMISE!

    • January 16, 2009
    • YouTube

    Ok, so I will make a video EVERY DAY! For the rest of this month OR I will delete my shaycarl account! HOLD ME TO IT! I really want to make more videos. I just worry too much about what people think. THAT IS WHY I am going to make a video every single day in the month of January 2009

  • S01E18 Open the windows in a car wash!

    • January 17, 2009
    • YouTube

    Ok so this is day 2 of the video every day of the rest of this month promise. I only got 14 more days to go.

  • S01E19 FLOODED BASEMENT!

    • January 18, 2009
    • YouTube

    DOES ANYONE HAVE A STEAM CLEANER WE CAN BORROW?!?! So katilette and I were just finishing diner and watching The Office online when our son came up to inform us that there was "water on the floor" Upon further investigation we realized that after about 5 minutes of Him trying to stop the water from flowing onto the floor He gave up and came upstairs to tell us. But not before about 10 gallons spread all over the basement.

  • S01E20 Happy MLK DAY!

    • January 19, 2009
    • YouTube

    You guys thought I was going to forget didn't you? This is day 4! If you dont know what is going on...I promised to make a video everyday for the rest of the month of January.

  • S01E21 Do you know Jo?....Jo Mamma

    • January 20, 2009
    • YouTube

    I REALLY loved ALL of the events today. I feel very blessed to live in a free country and have the oppurtunity to witness history.

  • S01E22 Building Bridges over Peaks and Valleys!

    • January 21, 2009
    • YouTube

    What are some of the ways that YOU build bridges?

  • S01E23 Can I request a song?

    • January 22, 2009
    • YouTube

    So I take about 50 calls a night. If I answered the phone every time it rang I would take like 500! I like to mess with the callers just to entertain myself.

  • S01E24 PLEASE call child services!!!

    • January 23, 2009
    • YouTube

    So this is day 8 of my promise to "make a video every day for the rest of the month" promise. I am at home alone this weekend with the 3 kids and dog. I hope we all survive. My wife has the patience of a holy, saintly angel. I have the patience of an ax murderer! YAY

  • S01E25 CRAZY Dad lights house on fire!

    • January 24, 2009
    • YouTube

    So it is been 2 days 3 hours and 14 minutes since I have been home alone with 3 kids. But who is counting right?!?!??

  • S01E26 Snow Surfing!

    • January 25, 2009
    • YouTube

    I am a trained proffesional! DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! (Try it somewhere else like a parking lot or open field)

  • S01E27 Shay's Trivia! (Behind the scenes)

    • January 26, 2009
    • YouTube

    It's just another manic Monday! Back to work. So when I came into the studio tonight a camera crew was here to get some footage of our radio station beacuase of a David Archuleta concert we are bringing to town. This is 5 crazy minutes of me filming my shaytards video them filming me and me doing Shay's trivia on the radio.

  • S01E28 DONT WATCH!

    • January 27, 2009
    • YouTube

    I do live shows from the studio on BlogTV on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 9pm Eastern Click the link below yo!

  • S01E29 DONT ANSWER YOUR PHONE!

    • January 28, 2009
    • YouTube

    Comment question? How often do you just ignore your cell phone when it rings?

  • S01E30 Up Ann Gay Cows!!!

    • January 29, 2009
    • YouTube

    NO CHEATING! Copy and Past is for Noobs... The answers will be revealed tomorrow!

  • S01E31 How I became a RADIO DJ!

    • January 30, 2009
    • YouTube

    I get this question all the time I hope this clears it up.

  • S01E32 SHOOT EM DEAD!

    • January 31, 2009
    • YouTube

  • S01E33 Pressing another mans face in my chest...WHAT?!?!?

    • February 3, 2009
    • YouTube

    I have kinda missed doing these daily vlogs. Even though it has only been 2 days it has felt forever! I MISSED YOU GUYS!

  • S01E34 Driving my car backwards!

    • February 5, 2009
    • YouTube

  • S01E35 Credit or Debit? TELL ME!

    • February 11, 2009
    • YouTube

    I HATE credit cards. I recommend that EVERYONE should pay cash money! Remember the borrower is slave to the lender. Whenever I buy something and they ask me Credit or Debit? I never know what to say. Even though it says very clearly on my card DEBIT! I usually switch it up trying to determine which one will get me the hey out of there the fastest. Im going to say CREDEBIT from now on!

  • S01E36 I love INDIANS!

    • February 18, 2009
    • YouTube

  • S01E37 HOLY CRAP THIS IS EXCITING!

    • February 24, 2009
    • YouTube

    Has anyone ever Vlogged about being Flogged?

  • S01E38 MAKE 1 VIDEO A DAY FOR 1 YEAR? (My 29th)

    • March 2, 2009
    • YouTube

    I will be 30 in 1 year from now. How cool would it be to have a daily video diary of the last year of my twenties?

  • S01E39 Best Birthday Ever!

    • March 5, 2009
    • YouTube

    THANK YOU SO MUCH TO EVERYONE WHO WISHED ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY! It was seriously one of the best birthdays EVER! ALSO! I really wanted to say thank you for so much positive support on the video diary idea. Who knows where this thing will go? But the ride should be very interesting!

  • S01E40 Throwing shtuff!

    • March 6, 2009
    • YouTube

  • S01E41 Date Night!!!

    • March 8, 2009
    • YouTube

  • S01E42 The Holy Sabbath Sunday!

    • March 8, 2009
    • YouTube

  • S01E43 Just another Manic Monday!

    • March 10, 2009
    • YouTube

  • S01E44 2 PACKAGES!

    • March 11, 2009
    • YouTube

  • S01E45 Bo & Ford! (3/11/09-7)

    • March 12, 2009
    • YouTube

  • S01E46 It's just one of those days...

    • March 13, 2009
    • YouTube

    Im not diabetic.

  • S01E47 Shake that money maker!

    • March 14, 2009
    • YouTube

  • S01E48 SHOTGUN SATURDAY!

    • March 15, 2009
    • YouTube

    It was REALLY windy today so we didn't get alot of shooting footage. Sorry the sound sucks so bad.

  • S01E49 Question Sunday????

    • March 16, 2009
    • YouTube

    THANK YOU FOR WATCHING!!! Seriously I really appreciate each and every one of you for your support.

  • S01E50 IM LATE!!!!

    • March 17, 2009
    • YouTube

  • S01E51 The Amazing Race!

    • March 18, 2009
    • YouTube

  • S01E52 Frisbee, Tramp, Poop & David!!!

    • March 19, 2009
    • YouTube

    Do you guys read the info. in the side bar? You really should at least glance at it on any video you watch on YouTube. I can't tell you how many times someone has asked me a question and the answer was in the side bar. The side bar loves you....Wont you come visit him more often?

  • S01E53 Bearded man tries out for cheerleader!

    • March 20, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E54 Movie, Pic-Nic, BleeeeZard!

    • March 21, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E55 Throwing kids out windows!

    • March 22, 2009
    • YouTube

    SERIOUSLY SHE'S NOT PREGNANT! But thanks to all the jerks who asked.

  • S01E56 Video Diary Q&A!

    • March 23, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E57 Hot teens LOVE Archie!

    • March 24, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E58 Kanye wants to be a shaytard!

    • March 25, 2009
    • YouTube

  • S01E59 The GOLDEN rule!

    • March 26, 2009
    • YouTube

    I don't know if I totally understand or believe in KARMA but I DEFFINATELY believe in "The Golden Rule" Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. I think we ALL could use a little more of that.

  • S01E60 CRAP! Karma's going to kill me.

    • March 27, 2009
    • YouTube

  • S01E61 Accused of robbing a bank!

    • March 28, 2009
    • YouTube

    Malachi has been skinny his whole life. No matter what we feed him he stays looking like a super model. I wish I had that problem. Great danes are a mix with greyhounds which are naturally skinny.

  • S01E62 I shot my wife in the eye!

    • March 29, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E63 BO BURNHAM & Sunday Q&A

    • March 30, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E64 Hug a small black child!

    • March 31, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E65 Jimmy Fallon MUST PAY!!!

    • April 1, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E66 April Fools!

    • April 2, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E67 WAFFLE!

    • April 3, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E68 Monsters vs Aliens=Waffle Face

    • April 4, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E69 Worst video yet!

    • April 5, 2009
    • YouTube

    Hey guys sorry this video is kind of a rip off! I just totally forgot to film today.

  • S01E70 Skateboarder jumps over fat guy!

    • April 6, 2009
    • YouTube

    I have a Twitter account. That makes me a better person than you. Maybe it's time you fixed your life. hehehe

  • S01E71 Flying balls in my face!

    • April 7, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E72 WOW! This is so long!

    • April 8, 2009
    • YouTube

    So there were alot of you complaining that the vlogs were not long enough. Well TAKE THAT!!!!!

  • S01E73 What are your insecurities?

    • April 9, 2009
    • YouTube

    This is just a discussion starter. Something to get the thought process going. I don't have all the answers to living a happy life. I just want to share with you guys some of the things that help me. I believe this life is all about progressing and becoming better in all aspects. It's pretty hard to do that when all you do is point fingers at other people. If there is something that you don't like about yourself then change it. That is called growth. What do you guys think about discussion Wednesday? What are some other topics you would want to cover?

  • S01E74 Fat guy dances on stage!

    • April 10, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E75 I love LA!

    • April 11, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E76 Wicked witch Shay in Venice!

    • April 12, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E77 ShayCarl gets beat up! (almost)

    • April 13, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E78 GOING HOME!

    • April 14, 2009
    • YouTube

    Sorry this one was so short and boring. I was SO EXHAUSTED from the trip and traveling. We will get things back to normal tomorrow. Thanks for all your support!

  • S01E79 Family, Friends and RIBS!!!

    • April 15, 2009
    • YouTube

    I am 5 foot 9 inches tall. My dog is about 5 inches taller than me when he stands all the way up! He's HUGE!!! :thats what she said:

  • S01E80 Hot man chest! Discussion Wed

    • April 16, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E81 Chubby kid attacked by dogs!

    • April 17, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E82 I couldn't jump out of the Cake!

    • April 18, 2009
    • YouTube

    Did I seem overly obnoxious to anybody else in this video?

  • S01E83 FACE SINGING!

    • April 19, 2009
    • YouTube

    I think I am going to make a skit on my shaycarl channel using the FACE SINGING concept. Now I just need to find a bunch of people that will let me shove my beard in their face.

  • S01E84 Fat kid breaks his arm!

    • April 20, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E85 Guns and Gardens RAP!

    • April 21, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E86 I have microwave cancer!

    • April 22, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E87 Mother Earth day Mother Effers!

    • April 23, 2009
    • YouTube

    Happy Earth day!!! One of the best feelings in the world is sitting on the steps to your own house as the sprinklers are watering a freshly mown lawn eating watermelon as the sun sets! THAT IS HEAVEN

  • S01E88 Obamas horse TAX!!!

    • April 24, 2009
    • YouTube

    I forgot this was video 50!!!! Or I would have tried to make it more exciting. Im sorry I will do better tomorrow. Please forgive me. What should I do with the CASH?

  • S01E89 The Debtor is SLAVE to the Lender!!!

    • April 25, 2009
    • YouTube

    The rich ruleth over the poor, and the borrower is servant to the lender.......Proverbs 22:7

  • S01E90 SHOTGUNS!

    • April 26, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E91 Unadulterated!!!

    • April 27, 2009
    • YouTube

    Unadulterated: 1. not diluted or made impure by adulterating; pure: unadulterated maple syrup. 2. utter; absolute: unadulterated nonsense.

  • S01E92 My wife has the SWINE FLU!

    • April 28, 2009
    • YouTube

    The swine flu is NO laughing matter!

  • S01E93 I play with my Wii Wii in Walmart!

    • April 29, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E94 Air Force 1 buzzes the Statue of Liberty!

    • April 30, 2009
    • YouTube

    What do you think the answer to Shay's trivia is? Do you think New Yorkers have a right to be PISSED about the fly over photo opp? Honestly Malachi usually does wait for me by the door. I thought it was hillarious that I gave this big spheel on it and then he wasn't there. Malachi is a doggy comedian. LOL

  • S01E95 SOULJA BOY!

    • May 1, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E96 Hot chick dances in the street!

    • May 2, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E97 Reckless driving with Anna Kournikova!

    • May 3, 2009
    • YouTube

    So I am taking bets on how many times people will comment..."Shay! shay! shay! it's Adamantium duh!" P.S If you leave a comment like that I think you are a NOOB!

  • S01E98 Man screws wifes shoes to her feet!

    • May 4, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E99 Fat creepy DJ gives HORRIBLE advice!

    • May 5, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E100 World record ICEE eater!

    • May 6, 2009
    • YouTube

    For all the Canadians in da house I love me some FREEZIES also!

  • S01E101 Baby eats 7 whole watermelons!!!

    • May 7, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E102 Shay Carl trampled to death!

    • May 8, 2009
    • YouTube

    After I told the kid that they were out his dad drove down the road with his 4 wheeler to round them up. Im not sure if he got them or not. I will check when I go to work on Monday and let you guys know.

  • S01E103 Fat old dude flirts with TEENS!

    • May 9, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E104 Police Dogs don't have hands?!

    • May 10, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E105 A white trash MOTHERS DAY!

    • May 11, 2009
    • YouTube

    This was our mothers day at my grandmas house with all our aunts and uncles and cousins. The 2 guys I was shooting the gun with are my brothers and the girl with the blonde hair and the BANGS is my sister.

  • S01E106 Chubby kid suffocates on bubble wrap!

    • May 12, 2009
    • YouTube

    You X box fans and PS3 fans be nice to each other.

  • S01E107 Inside a dark creepy van!

    • May 13, 2009
    • YouTube

    We were parked in our driveway during this video so don't FLIP MONKEY BALLS about the seat belts! Jeez sometimes you guys never cease to amaze me with how critical you are!

  • S01E108 I have an announcement!

    • May 14, 2009
    • YouTube

    If you have a million questions about why, when and where we are moving to LA dont worry about it. Remember I will be making a video everyday right? So you will have to stay tuned for all the details.

  • S01E109 Motorcycles make man parts stronger!

    • May 15, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E110 Fat man LOVES cheerleaders!

    • May 16, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E111 Star Trek blows up Dairy Queen!

    • May 17, 2009
    • YouTube

    We had a blast at the movies and LOVED Star Trek. I can't wait to see it again.

  • S01E112 Insomniac breakfast!

    • May 18, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E113 Babytard brushes teeth!!!

    • May 19, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E114 I DONT WANNA!

    • May 20, 2009
    • YouTube

    I'M SORRY! I didn't film much today. BUT (wow shay that is a big butt) My wife has a new video that is up! Go watch it right now!

  • S01E115 McDonalds puts its meat in my mouth?!

    • May 21, 2009
    • YouTube

    Lets show Charles Trippy how to eat a cheesburger. WITH MEAT! Make a video response of YOU going to Mc Donalds ordering a big mack with as manny patties as possible. WHO CAN GET THE MOST?

  • S01E116 Shay's Trivia!

    • May 22, 2009
    • YouTube

    The clip at the first was a behind the scenes look at a new video I am working on for my shaycarl channel. It should be up in the first of June. You wanna know something funny? Even though in the video I tell at least 2 callers that crying is NOT the right answer, I bet we get at least 50 people that will guess crying in the comments. TOTAL NOOBS!

  • S01E117 Last Minute Trip

    • May 23, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E118 In LA in a bathroom!

    • May 24, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E119 The Amazing singing dog!

    • May 25, 2009
    • YouTube

  • S01E120 Back to make music with my lady!

    • May 26, 2009
    • YouTube

    The flatulent sounding noise at 3:50 isn't my small intestine expressing himself. It is actually the vibration of the camera as I pressed it up against the window to get a better view. Unless you think it is just SO funny that I let one rip mid flight...then ummm yea thats what it was.

  • S01E121 HOT GIRL WITH DEADLY AIM! kinda

    • May 27, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E122 Helmet saves child from abusive dad!

    • May 28, 2009
    • YouTube

    My bike is a 2002 Kawasaki KLR 650! I love it

  • S01E123 Fat guy drives motorbike into trailer!

    • May 29, 2009
    • YouTube

    I always ask you guys to follow me on Twitter right here. Instead today I want you to punch yourself in the face! That way tomorrow you will be happy to see me asking you to follow me on twitter again.

  • S01E124 shaytards travel south.

    • May 30, 2009
    • YouTube

    Road trip yay!

  • S01E125 Kids beat the crap out of each other!

    • May 31, 2009
    • YouTube

    WOOT!!! we made it to LA finally!!! Sorry it took so long to get up but we have been SOOO slammed all day!

  • S01E126 DON'T DROWN KIDS!

    • June 2, 2009
    • YouTube

    This sucks that it has been 2 days in a row that the video has been up WAY late. I just to get into a schedule here.

  • S01E127 Jump on moms head!

    • June 2, 2009
    • YouTube

    Im trying to get in a rythm here in our new loacation. THANK YOU GUYS for watching my videos and taking this journey with us.

  • S01E128 I TACKLE CHICKS!

    • June 3, 2009
    • YouTube

    EVERYONE who is in the LA area should come to the hang out tomorrow at Santa Monica Beach north of the pier. You can park at lot #1550. Thursday 5PM til later. It's going to be awesome!

  • S01E129 HOT CHICKS BEAT GUYS!

    • June 4, 2009
    • YouTube

    ANYONE in the LA area today should come to the meet up in Santa Monica Beach north of the pier. Look for a big white tent.

  • S01E130 You Tubers jump in the ocean!

    • June 5, 2009
    • YouTube

    After we had diner that night we came out and saw the ambulence that was taking away a guy who was overdosed on drugs.

  • S01E131 GIANT baby boogers!!!

    • June 6, 2009
    • YouTube

    Happy Twenty Second Birthday to my sister Carlie!

  • S01E132 Dog parks are weird!

    • June 7, 2009
    • YouTube

    The videos will be in HD starting tomorrow! I'm really excited.

  • S01E133 Dad BEATS children with pillows!

    • June 8, 2009
    • YouTube

    Sorry this was so short and lame. I am trying to figure out the new HD camera and editing software. I think I have realized what a total NOOB I am. I have alot to learn. I think the reason the quality sucks so bad is cause I compressed the video file from 260MB down to 40 and I converted it to an AVI from an MP4...We will figure it out sooner or later. Thank you for being patient.

  • S01E134 I'M A STUPID IDIOT LOSER NOOB!

    • June 9, 2009
    • YouTube

    I AM SOOO FRUSTRATED! I am slowly figuring the new camera and editing software out but if I didn't shoot this little video in the bathroom with the family I would'nt have gotten a video up today. I also had like 3 meetings today and had to get the van an oil change. PLUS I had to think up all these excuses. So ya know....

  • S01E135 My wife is SELFISH!

    • June 10, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E136 Crazy dude flips over 5 people!

    • June 11, 2009
    • YouTube

    My goal is to be able to stand up on a surf board for at least 10 seconds by the end of the summer.

  • S01E137 How high can you throw a baby?

    • June 12, 2009
    • YouTube

    HAPPY DAY OF BIRTH Lisa Nova I know that I'm going to get alot of crap from people over throwing babytard up in the air. But remember people I have over 6 years of baby throwing experience!

  • S01E138 I'M QUITTING THE VLOGS!

    • June 13, 2009
    • YouTube

    YAY! We made it to 100 days on the video diary. I am just kidding about stopping. We have made it this far we can't give up now. A sincere thank you for everyone that watches everyday. I feel like I owe you an apology LOL! I KNOW THE PICTURE QUALITY IS BAD. It usually takes YouTube about an hour to fully process the data. So just be patient.

  • S01E139 Boogie boardin and Video makin.

    • June 14, 2009
    • YouTube

    This video is boring don't watch it. Why are there 2 black lines at the top and the bottom of the video? I have NO F word in idea? I must of clicked on something different when I was exporting it.

  • S01E140 Kids in a box!

    • June 15, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E141 Hot chick teeters my totter!

    • June 16, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E142 Helping the noobs.

    • June 17, 2009
    • YouTube

    Wow! I have tried to upload this vid 3 times already! Got it just in the nick of time! Don't Judge ME!!!

  • S01E143 Crazy Laker Fans/Kicked out of Subway!

    • June 19, 2009
    • YouTube

    I didn't export this in HD because it takes WAY longer to export and upload and I was running out of time.

  • S01E144 The COPS come to our house!

    • June 19, 2009
    • YouTube

    So it was pretty weird going outside where the kids are playing and see the LAPD banging on our neighboors door with her gun drawn.

  • S01E145 Hot mommytard on the beach!

    • June 20, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E146 PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE!

    • June 21, 2009
    • YouTube

    Phil is moving to LA for a couple months and we went to go pick up his girlfriend Lindsay at the airport.

  • S01E147 WEINERS on Fathers Day!

    • June 22, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E148 MY TEETH ITCH!

    • June 23, 2009
    • YouTube

    I should be punished! I didn't film ALL DAY until e were going to bed. I'm sorry. I am alot busier here in California than I thought I would be.

  • S01E149 JACKHAMMERED OUT OF BED!

    • June 24, 2009
    • YouTube

    I didn't put this in HD cause I look UGLY in the morning. YOUR FACE IS UGLY!

  • S01E150 Costco's RED PHONE!

    • June 25, 2009
    • YouTube

    It's CRAZY how fast news spreads these days with the technology of the TWEEtasphere!

  • S01E151 Michael Jackson dies.

    • June 26, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E152 Drowning kids in the ocean!

    • June 27, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E153 WE GO TO A HUGE PARTY!

    • June 28, 2009
    • YouTube

    We go to a housewarming party and I laugh loud and obnoxiously.

  • S01E154 Lisa Nova has Dave Days baby!

    • June 29, 2009
    • YouTube

    Does it create a black hole when you make a YouTube video WHILE you make a YouTube video?

  • S01E155 Hot wife birthday!

    • June 30, 2009
    • YouTube

    Happy Birthday Baby!

  • S01E156 DODGER STADIUM ON FIRE!

    • July 1, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E157 HOT CHICKS IN MY ALLEY!

    • July 2, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E158 HOT CHICK, FAT DUDE blah blah...

    • July 3, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E159 My videos SUCK!

    • July 4, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E160 Happy EFFIN day of let freedom ring!

    • July 5, 2009
    • YouTube

    Happy you can go outside of your house without worrying about getting shot or have a car bomb blow you up day! We went walking around the street blast MJ on Phils computer and dancing. The girl who did the moonwalk was just some random pedestrian who wanted to show off her dance moves for the SHYATARDS! WOOT!

  • S01E161 POOL PARTY!

    • July 6, 2009
    • YouTube

    We had a blast at this house in Bel Air. It was a GREAT day.

  • S01E162 ParentTards!

    • July 7, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E163 Huge ugly cold sore!

    • July 8, 2009
    • YouTube

    Just my luck. I get one of the BIGGEST cold sores of my life the night before I go to meet hundreds of people in New York! O and my wife has pen on her new purse but WHO CARES about that.

  • S01E164 NEW YORK WITH A HOT CHICK!

    • July 9, 2009
    • YouTube

    It's going to be hard to edit and upload these videos while we are here in NYC but I will do my best! Love you guys.

  • S01E165 CRAZY RAP BATTLE IN TIME SQUARE!

    • July 10, 2009
    • YouTube

    Sorry this is SO long! I had about 30 minutes but cut it down as much as possible.

  • S01E166 Fat guy plays on Subway!

    • July 11, 2009
    • YouTube

    More fun at the gathering! I realized as we were looking into the water at the statue of liberty that our kids were swimming in a different ocean across the country and that this is the farthest from our kids we have ever been! I miss the little rug rats.

  • S01E167 I gave Nalts HERPIES!

    • July 13, 2009
    • YouTube

    It was a TON of fun. I would highly recommend you all come to the next one. Whenever that may be.

  • S01E168 Bright Ball of Burning Gas!

    • July 14, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E169 WARM BUTTERY BALLS!

    • July 14, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E170 Im willing to STEAL for you!

    • July 16, 2009
    • YouTube

    I promise to go pay the Holiday Inn tomorrow and tell them I stole their internet. I will even film it!

  • S01E171 I THROW DA BABIES!

    • July 17, 2009
    • YouTube

    We are still in LA just in a different house that is a lil cheaper and has a yard...AND a urinal!

  • S01E172 Let's talk...

    • July 17, 2009
    • YouTube

    This does not count as a diary video. I just felt like doing a lil VLOGGIN!

  • S01E173 I confess my sins!

    • July 17, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E174 FAT MAN LIFTING TRICK!

    • July 18, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E175 CATCHING SOME HUGE WAVES!

    • July 20, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E176 Hot CHICKens and Waffles!

    • July 21, 2009
    • YouTube

    Roscoes was delicious but I really feel like I may have taken 9 months off my life. Talk about clogging your arteries!

  • S01E177 Ladies shop for LOGS!

    • July 21, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E178 GIRL ADDICTED TO STICKERS!

    • July 23, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E179 Hidden Camera Negotiation!

    • July 24, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E180 STARS IN SAN DIEGO!

    • July 26, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E181 COMIC-CON is CRAZY!

    • July 27, 2009
    • YouTube

    We decided last minute to go to comic-con even though we didn't have tickets. Big thanks to HotForWords for getting us in!

  • S01E182 TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE?

    • July 27, 2009
    • YouTube

    Twizzle the tweezle for sheezie hizzle...WHAT?

  • S01E183 GIRL FALLS OUT OF TREE!

    • July 29, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E184 GIANT CRAZY DOG......

    • July 29, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E185 She is NOT naked!

    • July 31, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E186 I GO TO OFFICE!

    • July 31, 2009
    • YouTube

    I didn't export this in HD today cause I was in a big HURRY! It is a HUGE difference in time. When I do it in HD it takes about 3 hours to compress and upload. When I don't do it in HD it takes 30 minutes. That's a 2 and a half our difference PEOPLE! Anyways I try to do it in HD most days cause it looks and sounds better.

  • S01E187 You son of a BEACH!

    • August 2, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E188 Funny People!

    • August 3, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E189 RICE KRISPIE MONSTER!

    • August 3, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E190 I SCARE the girls.

    • August 5, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E191 Harassing random girls..

    • August 5, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E192 RARRRGGGGHH!!!!!!

    • August 7, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E193 Freeeedom!

    • August 8, 2009
    • YouTube

  • S01E194 FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!

    • August 8, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E195 SKATERS ON A PLANE!

    • August 9, 2009
    • YouTube

    We are flying to Atlanta to move Phil's stuff back to LA. YAY 31 hours of driving in a monster moving truck.

  • S01E196 I love ATLANTA

    • August 11, 2009
    • YouTube

    Kinda busy getting everything ready for the move.

  • S01E197 Japanese cook catches on FIRE!

    • August 11, 2009
    • YouTube

    We basically spent all day going up and down the frieght elevator moving stuff. Then went to Hibachi. It was a BLAST!

  • S01E198 MOVING!!!!!

    • August 12, 2009
    • YouTube

    Im EXHAUSTED I'm sorry this video isn't in HD and I really didn't take time to edit it. We are somewhere in the middle of Oklahoma at some random hotel. The journey continues.

  • S01E199 CRAZY CLOWN LOVES STEAK

    • August 14, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E200 FAT UGLY NAKED MAN!

    • August 15, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E201 Crazy girl has a GUN!

    • August 16, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E202 We move sxephil IN!

    • August 17, 2009
    • YouTube

    It took us about 4 hours to move everything into Phil's new place and I have to be honest with you. After we were done I was EXHAUSTED! We spent the rest of the night eating pizza and watching TV I fell asleep at 11:00pm which is prolly the earliest I have been to sleep in 6 months! SORRY we didn't film more. I WILL get back in the swing of things soon. You guys have no idea how much it means to me that you watch these videos!

  • S01E203 Getting high at Venice beach

    • August 18, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E204 I make my woman DANCE!

    • August 19, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E205 SHOOTING SQUIRRELS!

    • August 20, 2009
    • YouTube

    I actually don't like killing animals. I would always get sadder when an animal died in a movie than if a person died.

  • S01E206 TICKLED TO DEATH!

    • August 21, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E207 BEAR HEAD!

    • August 22, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E208 MacGyver Radio!

    • August 23, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E209 Beautiful wife and Barbeques!

    • August 24, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E210 When FEROCIOUS puppies ATTACK!

    • August 25, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E211 Kissing cute girls on the beach

    • August 26, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E212 Poking kids with sharp sticks!

    • August 27, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E213 GREEN DAY SHOW!!!

    • August 28, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E214 This is a good day!

    • August 28, 2009
    • YouTube

    ATTENTION!!! This video is for all of you complaining that my videos have been too short! BOOYEAH!!! TAKE THAT!

  • S01E215 The HOTTEST girl on the internet!

    • August 30, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E216 DIRTY CHEESE BITER!

    • August 31, 2009
    • YouTube

    If you are mad cause this is only 4 minutes I remind you of the 17 minutes and 22 second feature length film I made the other day. You could always go and watch that again eh?

  • S01E217 CRAZY STICKER FACE!

    • September 1, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E218 GIRLS should take out the trash!

    • September 2, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E219 Beard on Bald head ACTION!

    • September 3, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E220 SURPRISE PARTY!!!

    • September 4, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E221 RED SUSHI PUNCH!

    • September 5, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E222 CRAZY MAN IN UNDERWEAR ATTACKS!

    • September 5, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E223 BEST BACHELOR PARTY EVER!!!

    • September 7, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E224 Wedding Dancers!

    • September 8, 2009
    • YouTube

    ATTENTION! This video was shot on my old flip camera. I forgot the Flip ultra HD but luckily my wife had the old flip mino in her purse. She is like a boyscout always prepared.

  • S01E225 Ripping out a tooth!

    • September 9, 2009
    • YouTube

    SORRY teacher I don't know what happened to the outro... ummm I think MY DOG ATE IT!!!

  • S01E226 DOUBLE POOL FLIP!

    • September 10, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E227 Hand dryer BLOWS my lips off!

    • September 11, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E228 WRONG SHOES!

    • September 12, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E229 FAT MAN HIGH FIVES HOT CHICKS

    • September 12, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E230 Scaring the CRAP out of my wife!

    • September 14, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E231 My wife LOVES the beach!

    • September 15, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E232 When GIANT dogs attack!

    • September 16, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E233 SCARING CUTE BABIES!

    • September 16, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E234 OFFICE FIGHT!

    • September 18, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E235 Coolest makeup girl ever!

    • September 19, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E236 CRAZY ROPE SWING!

    • September 20, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E237 Spraying a HOT CHICK!!!

    • September 21, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E238 200th DIary video

    • September 22, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E239 FAT MAN DOWN!

    • September 23, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E240 My wife BEATS me!

    • September 24, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E241 Dancing with the babytard!

    • September 25, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E242 I SPANK MY CHILDREN!

    • September 26, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E243 Judd Apatow invites me to dinner!

    • September 27, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E244 TARZAN GIRL

    • September 28, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E245 Babies love football!

    • September 29, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E246 NEW PHONE!!!

    • September 30, 2009
    • YouTube
  • S01E247 Lost footage

    • October 1, 2009
    • YouTube

Season 2