Host Sofia Vegara; One Direction performs "What Makes You Beautiful" and "One Thing". Sketches include Mitt Romney Campaign Cold Open, We’re Just Friends, Bein’ Quirky with Zooey Deschanel, Almost Pizza, News Team Promo, Gilly in Sex Ed, Weekend Update with guest Drunk Uncle, Manuel Ortiz, Watch What Happens Live, Pantene Commercial, Hunger Games Reporter and Bronx Beat.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sofía Vergara | Guest Star | ||
| One Direction | Guest Star | ||
| Don Roy King | Director |