Stan's Internet Baby Service: Stan unveils his new web page, www.e-baby.com. Canadiens Sale: An American takeover leaves Montreal Canadiens fans wondering - to Habs or Hab nots. Jock McBile: Jock McBile comments on Stockwell Day's costly lawsuit. E. Coli Testimony: At the Walkerton inquiry, an e-coli is called to the witness stand. ESL News: The English As A Second Language News duo report on Bernard Landry, Celine Dion has a baby, oil spill in the Galapagos Islands, Canadian Alliance 12-step program, Canadian immigration, George W. Bush's inauguration, new jobs for Bill Clinton's staff, Super Bowl XXXV, man gives cat marijuana, Jesse Jackson's love child, and Quebec drivers. Future-Chapters Shop: Future-Chapters Shop - takeover wars. Mike on a Park Bench: Mike from Canmore's park proposition. Bush Inauguration: George W. Bush takes the oaf of office. The Baby Story: A baby story - true stories that make women cry and men cringe.