It’s a pre-fixed menu - like one of those fancy Michelin star restaurants. Breakfast is served at 6 with two slices of their in house special bread. Lunch is their iconic “special k loaf.” A dense mixture of - bread and cereal. Dinner is typically a thick, goopy, chicken gravy over rice. If this isn’t your style they always have the a la carte menu where you can order - rib meals, jalapeño cheese, and even hemorrhoid creams. Reservations not required. Attendance is mandatory. Fully booked every single day. Welcome to the Brooklyn Metropolitan Detention Center. Famous former residents include - Ghislaine Maxwell, R. Kelly, cult leaders, crypto fraudster Sam Bankman Fried, and now… Sean Diddy Combs. But there have been whispers…. That Diddy might want to get out as soon as possible. Because netizens are concerned he will face the same fate as Jeffrey Epstein in prison. That there might be powerful people out there that might not want him to talk…