A series of unexplained murders has a small German village gripped in terror. Two wounds on the victims' necks! The bodies drained of blood! A mysterious figure seen lurking on the rooftops at night! Yes, the once-peaceful hamlet has found itself the victim of the dreaded, horrifying… Dracula ripoff! Or is it? Yes, thanks to the tireless efforts of a detective determined to get the truth even if he has to...well, whine a lot about not believing in vampires, it soon becomes clear that in fact the townsfolk are actually the victims of... A Frankenstein ripoff! How's that for a twist? Try pulling that one off, Shyamalan! No, kidding. Please, don't try pulling that one off.