As it turns out, Dick Wakes Up after Dick is hit by a car. So, phew! Something funny does happen! He’s then lectured by two tiny versions of himself: an uptight goody two shoes version, and a cool, devil-may-care version. These are likely hallucinations brought on by the morphine drip, and/or brain trauma caused by the accident. It doesn’t stop the two versions of himself from competing for control of Dick’s conscience. They tug on Dick, jerk Dick around, but eventually Dick Wakes Up and stands at attention for all to see. Look: It’s called Dick Wakes Up. Do you wanna see Mike, Kevin, and Bill make fun of something called Dick Wakes Up or not?!