Rich cannot win game shows even in his dreams, but is also convinced that he might be a robot, but these are small worries compared to his guests, Jamie, Alice and James from the My Dad Wrote a Porno podcast. Find out how the gang met, what they blasted into space and why, how they came up with the idea for their world-defeating podcast, the mystery of female genitalis, rivets on the Titanic, celebrity fans and can the paedo postman make it into the film version of the podcast. Also why you must always check for hogs, whether colour or taste is preferable to alter in an ejaculation, pepparami penises and unsurprisingly a whole lot of filth.