Mike and Jay discuss the classic 1990 film Tremors starring Kevin Bacon and Burt...er...Fred Ward and directed by Ron Underwood.
Mike and Jay discuss the John Carpenter "action" "classic" Escape from New York. Spoilers: Jay loves it and Mike kind of tolerates it.
Awaiting the release of the much anticipated ID42:Regurgitation, Jay and Mike discuss the 1996 film Independence Day and make a case for why it's a terrible, terrible, terrible movie.
Jay and Josh discuss David Lynch's first feature film Eraserhead: a dream of dark and troubling things.
Rich and Mike chat about the original Ghostbusters on this episode of re:View.
Jay and Rich Evans discuss George Miller's second Mad Max movie, The Road Warrior.
Mike and Jay revisit the 1999 pop culture phenomenon The Blair Witch Project. Does it hold up? No, seriously. Does it? Let us know what you think in the comments.
Jay and Jack discuss the often overlooked Marvel movie Blade, where apparently some motherf**kers are supposedly always trying to ice skate up hill.
Happy Halloween! Jay and Josh discuss the often overlooked 80s metal/demon/children's film The Gate, starring Tiny Stephen Dorff and a bunch of guys in rubber monster suits.
When there's no more room in Hell, Mike and Jay will discuss the George A. Romero zombie classic Dawn of the Dead and manage to avoid using the phrase "social commentary" the entire time.
An extended discussion that was edited out of our Dawn of the Dead re:View in which Mike and Jay talk about George Romero's more recent zombie films and his use of social commentary in them.
Jay and Josh discuss the little-seen film True Stories, written and directed by Talking Heads frontman David Byrne.
Mike and Jay discuss the often misunderstood and underappreciated sci fi action satire Starship Troopers. Would you like to know more?
Mike, Rich, and Freddie talk about their love for a bootleg of a long forgotten 1990's made for TV movie called HORSE NINJA!
Rich and Jack discuss the Taco Bell film: Taco Bell Man.
Mike and Jay discuss Frank Darabont's monster movie throwback The Mist, based on the Stephen King novella. The film features such horrific things as spider monsters, crab monsters, and that kid that played The Sherminator in those American Pie movies.
In anticipation of Showtime's revival of the series, Jay and Josh gush over Twin Peaks for 45 minutes! Specifically, their love for the much maligned prequel film Fire Walk With Me, directed by David Lynch.
Jay is joined by Colin from Canada to discuss the Ridley Scott sci-fi classic Blade Runner, a movie Colin (and pretty much everyone else) loves and Jay finds kinda boring. Controversy!
Jay and Josh discuss one of several of George A. Romero's great non-zombie films Martin!
Rich Evans is joined by special guest Len Kabasinski to discuss the blind swordsman schlock classic Blind Fury starring Rutger Hauer!
Josh is joined by Jim from Canada to discuss one of their favorite movies, the Tom Hanks/Meg Ryan romantic comedy adventure film Joe Versus the Volcano, which flopped badly when originally released in theaters in 1990 despite being a great movie.
Mike and Rich sit down to have a long talk about trek. No more interjecting Star Trek references into videos, fuckers. This time it's ALL TREK ALL DAY LONG. Did they like Discovery? FIND OUT!!!
Boooooo! Just in time for Halloween, Jay and Jack check out a spooky double feature of Stuart Gordon schlock: Re-Animator starring Jeffrey Combs and Barbara Crampton, and From Beyond starring Jeffrey Combs and Barbara Crampton.
Jack and Rich Evans discuss the failed Dan Aykroyd brainchild Nothing But Trouble, starring Chevy Chase, Demi Moore, John Candy and Dan Aykroyd as both an elderly judge and a terrifying diaper baby.
Two hack filmmakers discuss a film directed by an inconsistent filmmaker about a terrible filmmaker. It's Tim Burton's 1994 comedy Ed Wood!
Nerd Alert!!! Mike and Rich go insane debating Discovery Vs. The Orville.
Jay and Josh discuss John Waters' cult classic celebration of trash, Pink Flamingos. Things get kind of gross.
The first season of Star Trek: Discovery has ended. Join Mike and Rich Evans as they have a nice chat about it. What happened? What's to come? How did it end? Good times are had by all! Enjoy!
Mike and Jay discuss the much-hated Tom Green vehicle Freddy Got Fingered. And no, they don't talk about the "Daddy Would You Like Some Sausage" song. You've already heard everyone that has ever mentioned this movie talk about the "Daddy Would You Like Some Sausage" song.
Jay is joined by screenwriter Simon Barrett to discuss his 2014 action/comedy/horror/musical (?) film The Guest.
Mike and Jay discuss the OTHER rubber puppet monster movie from the 1980's. No, not THAT rubber puppet monster movie from the 1980s...the OTHER one. No, the OTHER one. OMG it's Critters!
Jay and Colin talk about The Thing! They also briefly touch on The Thing (1951) as well as The Thing (2011).
A couple of Canadians discuss a movie about a couple of Canadians. It's Strange Brew! The most Canadian Canada movie to ever Canada.
Jay and Jack talk about the 1987 Arnold classic Predator! Insert Predator meme of your choice here.
This is a milestone! The first re:View based on something that doesn't exist. I guess it's not a re:View, but oh well... Mike and Rich spitball some ideas for that newly announced Picard TV show. Mike has an idea to put Picard back on a Galaxy class ship again so he can relish in nostalgia and yell "I recognize that!" at his TV. Rich and Mike talk crew, mission, science mystery and not having a Star Trek series based on "action schlock" and terrible things that make us puke.
Jay and Josh welcome the Halloween season by discussing Psycho, the classic Alfred Hitchcock movie, as well as all the sequels that nobody ever talks about or remembers.
Jay and Josh continue discussing the Psycho series with Parts 3 and 4. Oh and I guess there was a remake or something too?
Jack and Mack talk about Hack...ers. Jack is joined by special guest Macaulay Culkin to talk about this "classic" mid-90s techno-thriller or whatever it is.
It's the team up you've all been waiting for! Dry and sarcastic meets dry and sarcastic! Two dull, unfunny, elderly men talk about an old, dull, dry film. WHAT COULD BE BETTER THAN THAT KIDS?!?!?!? Seriously though, Mike and Jim love Star Trek The Motion Picture. It's mainly because they are dry, dull, and elderly.
It's more Star Trak discussion! This time, Mike and Rich talk about the current state of Star Trek: Discovery going into season 2, as well as the worthless short films that have been released to keep everyone... interested? Excited?
Jay and comic book artist Freddie Williams talk about Return of the Living Dead, the punk horror comedy classic.
Jay and Colin discuss the often overlooked Zucker/Abrahams/Zucker comedy film Top Secret, starring Val Kilmer! Spoilers: the movie is very funny.
This is part 1 of a double feature in which Jay and Josh discuss the two Suspirias! In this part, they focus on the original Dario Argento classic from 1977. Look out! Witches!
Jay and Josh discuss the controversial and very divisive 2018 remake of Suspiria. Set expectations to "subverted."
The Rock-a-who?
Jay is joined by Mack to discuss the 1979 street gang fantasy action movie The Warriors! Special thanks to Macaulay Culkin.
Mike and Rich are talking about more Star Trek: Discovery. How embarrassing!
Jay and Colin talk about one of the actually good 90s John Carpenter films, In the Mouth of Madness!
Jay and Jim talk about S. Craig Zahler's Bone Tomahawk! Everyone in the world loved this movie! Except for one guy who was split.
Mike and Jay talk about Gremlins 2 for nearly an hour. Enjoy!
Happy October! To celebrate the start of the spoopiest season of the year, Jay and Josh discuss what was long considered to be the scariest movie of all time, The Exorcist. Break out your split pea soup!
Mike and Jay talk about the underappreciated Exorcist III, starring Brad Dourif and George C. Scott's bulging forehead veins.
Mack and Mike team up at last to discuss The Last Dragon. Can Mike stay awake the entire review?!? Watch the whole thing to find out!!!
Mike and Rich Evans sit down to talk about a new Star War. It's The Mandalorian aka The Boba Fett show!
Have you ever wanted to hear two grown men talk about Tron for 40 minutes? If so, you're in luck. Jay and Jack talk about the original Tron and it's belated sequel Tron: Legacy!
Nerd Alert! It's Mike and Rich! They're here to talk about the new CBS All Access show, Star Trek Picard. A series that is certified fresh from Rotten Tomatoes based on a vague opening episode with little to no information. Do Mike and Rich hate it? Do they love it? Will they give it a fair shake? Who knows!?!?!! WHO CARES?!!?!?!?!?
Rich and Mike babble more about Star Trek crap. What a bunch of NERDS!
Mike rambles out of control while Rich is miserable.
Mike lures Rich back to the legendary leather wing chairs of the re:View set to torture him some more. Mike has been drinking. Mike swears and is confused about what is happening on the train wreck TV show, Star Trek Picard. Rich wants to be in a grave and counts the days until he is there.
We live in a nightmare world, so why not talk about Eli Roth?? Mike and Jay discuss Roth's first movie Cabin Fever from 2002 and if it holds up.
Jay and Josh talk about the cult comedy special effects monster extravaganza, Freaked! Directed by Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Mike and Jay are back to talk about the 1971 classic Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory! If you've only seen the Johnny Depp version from 2005 there is something wrong with you and I feel so very very sorry for you.
Jay and Josh talk about the only feature film vehicle for Weird Al Yankovic.
Mike and Rich talk about a show from 1987 for over an hour.
This is the second part of Mike and Rich's top five episodes of Star Trek TNG - done in two parts. Since they each had different episodes, it's really a top ten episode video. Done in two halves. The first half is Rich's 4th and 5th and Mike's 5th, 4th, and 3rd. Now in part 2 (part 2 of 2) it's Rich's 3rd, 2nd, and 1st of his top five and Mike's 2nd and 1st of his top five - which is a total of ten top episodes all in 2 convenient videos! Eventually Mike and Rich will do the OTHER half of their top ten episodes (another five each) which could be another ten episodes (probably done in two parts) and that would be a total of 20 episodes (two sets of top tens for Mike and Rich)- assuming they pick different episodes for the two new episodes which would be done in two parts. If they pair up the same episodes it'd be top 19 or top 18 or possibly top 17.
Mike and Jay are joined by their very special guest, a noisy cricket, to discuss the first two Bill and Ted movies.
Happy Halloween! Last October, Jay and Josh discussed The Exorcist, one of the greatest and most critically acclaimed horror films of all time. This year, they talk about a franchise that features a scene where a guy gets a harpoon shot into his crotch.
Rich and Mike are back! This time they have another top ten episodes? Bottom ten? top 20 and this is the bottom 10? I have no idea what's going on. Let's just call it: Rich and Mike talk about TNG episodes they like.
Jay could babble on about this dumb franchise for hours, so here's a bit more about some of the other sequels in the Friday the 13th series.
I've gone cross-eyed! Heaven's Gate! My word! Why let's just call this "Rich and Mike talk some more about TNG episodes they like" this has gone off the rails! Let's not continue to confuse ourselves. We should have thought this out more! Either way, Rich and Mike talk about more TNG episodes. Maybe they'll talk about more in the future? One thing I can tell you as of right now, neither Rich or Mike have watched a minute of Star Trek Discovery season 3 so please stop asking. Mike and Rich have only watched the first episode of Lower Decks and then abruptly stopped, never to return to it.
After three long years, Jay and Josh finally decided to attempt to sift through David Lynch's return to television, Twin Peaks: The Return. In part 1, Jay and Josh mainly focus on the story and characters of the show.
In part 2, Jay and Josh discuss more of Twin Peak's characters as well as some of the larger themes and that weird ending.
Jay and Mike dive into the underappreciated 1988 remake of The Blob! Starring that guy from Entourage, that girl from Saw, the homeless guy from that other movie, and a bunch of other people you kind of recognize but don't know from where. It's The Blob!!!
Mike and Rich sit down to talk about their top picks from TNG season One. When Rich can only come up with one and a half episodes and Mike is drunk and off his brain meds - it turns into an hour and 20 minute long ramble about Season One in general. Hear their confused and rambling thoughts on a 26 ish episodes of pure cringe.
Jay makes Mike sit down and relive a nightmare from his youth... Event Horizon. LET ME SHOW YOU!!!
Rich and Jay decide to discuss the long-forgotten Star Wars/Mad Max hybrid film Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone, starring Molly Ringwald and Michael Ironeside. Eh, why not?
Mike and Jay talk about Dracula. No, not THAT Dracula. The other Dracula. No no no the OTHER other Dracula. Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula from 1992.
While doing some cleaning, Mike discovers an old book which makes him remember a magical time when him and Rich Evans would watch trash daytime TV.
Jay and Rich talk about the forgotten 1984 flop The Ice Pirates for some reason. Or no reason. It's directed by the guy who made Mac and Me. SPACE HERPES!
Mike and Jay talk about a movie no one remembers for way too long.
Ya'll hear there's a new Dune???? Have you seen DUNE????? Jay is joined by Colin from Canada to discuss the two theatrical adaptations of Dune, one directed by David Lynch and the other directed by some other guy.
Ho ho ho, it's that time of year to revisit your favorite holiday classics like A Christmas Story, Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer, and Blood Beat. A movie about a ghost samurai murdering people in rural Wisconsin.
Two old men yell at a cloud called Total Recall.
Rich and Jay talk about the underseen vampire western Near Dark, starring Lance Henriksen, Bill Paxton, and a whole bunch of landscape shots of the sun rising.
Your favorite Midwestern Morons™ are back! It's Mike and Rich here to complain about their favorite complain to complain about Star Trek: Picomplain! Will they likes it? Was they hate it? Don't it matter? Nobody will remember this show in a year after the bombs fall and we all hunt each other for food and shelter.
Vomit is the stomach's way of saying no thank you to Taco Bell.
With a new Sam Raimi movie on the horizon, Jay and Rich revisit his first kind of comic book style movie, Darkman! Starring Liam Neeson and Dr. Giggles.
"There comes a time in a man's life when a coffin looks more appealing than a warm bed" - Kirk Douglas
Rich and Mike both put on their adult diapers to sit down and discuss 4 of the last Star Trek Picard episodes before the season finale. With almost too much to talk about, the two men nearly have mental breakdowns. Rich realizes that his diaper is overflowing mid-shoot and ends up calling his home hospice nurse to come and care for him and bring him a lollypop. Mike needs CPR administered at one point, but then realizes he just needed more beer. Picard gets hit by a car driven by Brent Spiner (which was not written in the script). Many butterfly tears are shed as the once great character of Jean Luc Picard it subjected to the worst writing and plotting in a television series since the live action adult rated late nice Cinemax erotic Smurfs series.
Rick and Morty talk about Star Trek: Picard's emotional finale and embarrassing conclusion. What does it all means? How does they all get to the end of the show while having all the feels and crying butterfly tears? Finally! Patrick Stewart had his say in the direction of Star Trek. He got to act and have all the character moments he always wanted! The result: A turd the size of the moon fell on my face. He rubbed his old shit in my mouth and told me that Picard's mother hanging herself was this moment in his past that made his character not have all the feels and cry butterfly tears all these years later. WOW! What a deep, complex emotional story! I farted butterfly farts! I had to watch the whole season while wearing diapers because I was shitting blood.
Mike decides to see what Obi-Wan is all about. Expecting to see a show about a night club set in the world of Indiana Jones, he's sorely disappointed to find out the show is about "Star Wars". However, after watching a few episodes... he's intrigued. It's not as bad as Star Trek: Picard. The show seems somewhat competent? it's thought out with some basis of logic on what an audience might want? Mike cannot believe his eyes. A show that didn't get totally screwed up? What gives? How did this happen? Sure, it ain't the greatest thing ever, but they tried their best and it's not too bad. Mike then recruits his stupid friends Rich and Jay to watch the show as well.
Rich and Jay discuss the classic 1988 film noir zany animated groundbreaking visual effects masterpiece Who Framed Roger Rabbit while somehow never once mentioning the name of animation legend Richard Williams.
It's time to talk about recycling! I mean Star Wars! Mike, Jay and Witch Evans sit down to discuss the last two episodes of Orba Wand Kenobi! What will happen? Star Wars things happen that we've seen before. Rich Evan's unwashed hands are rubbed in his own face resulting in pink eye AND Covid infections that he then spreads to thousands later at his one man show "Evans Live on the Sunset Strip" which he performs in Milwaukee, WI. During this live event Evans vomits up Clown Soup™ and spits on his fans. He then drives away in his new Rolls Royce that Walt Disney's head bought him for saying that he kind of liked Star Whores Renobi.com. How does the RLM guys feel about these things you see? When? How did they watch they shows and realize that Star Wars is basically the same thing over and over and over and over and over again. Lightsabers. Stormtroopers. Dark Vader. Resistance. Empire. Jedi. Tickets for Rich Evans one man show are now on sale on the official CDC website.
Jay and Josh discuss the first and final feature film from Canadian comedy troupe The Kids in the Hall...Brain Candy! From the director of the beloved classic film National Lampoon's Senior Trip. Is the movie as bad as its reputation????
Set phasers to "grandpa" as Rich and Jay talk about a stuffy old Western. Or is it????? It's The Good, the Bad and the Ugly... one of the most famous and influential movies ever made, and it was done by some weird Italian guy.
Boooooo-urns! It's October, which means it's time for creepy movies. Like Creepshow! Directed by George A. Romero and written by Stephen King. A Creepshow 2 discussion will also be coming later this month. Happy October!
Of course these old whites gotta talk about Milwaukee's most famous serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer! Mike and Jay sit down for a frank and honest discussion about Dahmer, the new Netflix ten hour long series thing that stars Evan's Peter as the notorious cannibal serial killah. ICYDK Dahmer was a creepy man from the past who lured gay men to his apartment and did terrible things to them after drugging them. He's kind of like Bill Cosby, but not like that at all. Except for the drugging part. And the getting caught part. Dahmer killed a bunch of men (and children technically) from the 70's to the 90's. He's pretty much every way a person can go wrong. But why make this filth again? Is it glorifying another serial killer? Is there some sincerity to their claims of wanting to shine a light on the often forgotten victims in this nightmare? Only Ryan Murphy's bank account knows the answer to that question!
Jay and Josh are back to discuss Creepshow 2! Watch as they give a middling review to a middling movie that some people inexplicably like even more than the classic first Creepshow. That don't make no sense, Poncho! Everything...literally everything...is several notches below the original in terms of quality. But does it still have merit? Sure, whatever. Who cares? Is it time for death yet?
Whoops! We accidentally made an almost hour long video about The Garbage Pail Kids Movie!
The time has finally come for three middle aged men to talk about a children's franchise. On the internet!!! Nobody has ever done this before! Rich and Jay are joined by DC Comics artist Freddie Williams to talk about the 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film! Freddie has drawn Ninja Turtles comics and Rich has read many Ninja Turtles comics, so they're the perfect duo to explain all this nonsense to Jay, who just liked to see the silly rat say "Cowabunga" at the end of the film when he was 10 years old.
We're back! Two elderly men talk about Star Trek Picard Season 3, episode 1! Now, before you expect clown wigs and blood and screeching - please do note: This is just a review of the very first episode and so far they did a pretty good job! Rich and Mike try to be as fair as possible when they talk about stuff and even Star Trek Picard is included.
Let's talk about classic horror film and its dated, silly sequels, b*tch! In part 1 of our Freddy retrospective, Mike and Jay discuss the confusing mythology of the franchise as well as go through Nightmare on Elm Street parts 1 through 4.
Mike and Rich watch the next THREE episodes of Star Trek Picard season 3 and complete what is the best Star Trek The Next Generation feature film ever made! What other mysteries, action, adventure, and great character moments are yet to come? Who knows?!? Rich and Mike spend most of this discussion playing with Star Trek toys, making fun of Alex Kurtzman, and just talking Trek in general. Watch these two old nerds embarrass themselves once again for your amusement.
We're baaaaack! This time, Mike and Jay discuss Nightmare on Elm Streets 5-7. 7 aka New Nightmare, a movie that's pretty good until Freddy turns into a Halloween store rubber demon mask that's eyeballs pop out.
Warning: Picard spoilers in the video. Mike and Rich continue their journey into the final frontier of fun, with Star Trek: Picard Season 3 - Episodes 5, 6, and 7! After an exciting and refreshing first 4 episodes, Picard season 3 might be hitting a few bumps in the road as the plot must now begin to take shape (no changling pun intended). Can a Star Trek series actually do something with a vengeful villain, a mystery-box-super-son, and a doomsday weapon/federation ending event? A demented version of Data/Lore/B4 with an elderly synthoid body is found guarding Daystrom Palace in the space. Picard’s mother has still hunged herself but Picard can say burgle to impress for success. Riker gets kidnapped by Honey Bunny after a birdman beats his face in and they've also kidnapped Troi. Geordi loves one daughter more than another because the one daughter likes engineering more. Worf thinks Picard's wine sucks. He's not the only one. Shaw does too.
Hacks attack Mars Attacks! The Tim Burton flop that people kinda sorta remember because the aliens are funny.
Mike sits Rich Evans down to discuss a very important topic.
Okay, Doomer! Mike and Rich embark on an epic adventure without leaving the comfort of their chairs! On the eve of the release of the "final" Indiana Jones film "Dials of Density", Mike and Rich decide to look back at the least loved film of the trilogy, Temple of Doom (Rich was the least loved child of 18 children) Listen to these two morons talk about a movie from 1984! Four decades before all of you were born. They can't possibly be THAT stupid right? Why aren't they posting TikTok prank videos? Or on Insta filming car wrecks and laughing at bum fights? Or making a true crime podcast. Or giving their cash away in piles like The Beast. Why don't they argue about things on Twitter with total strangers? Does Rich Evans wear diapers? YES! What would possess these two to talk about something old and pointless. Well, kids it's because they love moopies. They really love old moopies and make mud pies in their pants.
As you all know, Colin from Canada has returned to the fine city of Milwaukee. After surviving a horrifying plane crash, Colin came right to the RLM studio to talk about Robocop 2 with Mike. Colin and Mike have never done a review before, mainly because Mike is a stupid. BUT this time Colin said, “Mike, let’s talk about a movie that’s on your intelligence level, Robocop 2!” And Mike agreed. They have created a review for the ages with this newest video product from the RLM production teams. Robocop 2 is a film that has often been confused with Truffaut’s “The 400 Blows”. Not compared to but confused with. Maybe it’s the fact that it’s been documented Robocop fires his gun exactly 400 times in the film? Perhaps due to the fact the both films have a rebellious male youth character? It’s quite the little mystery actually, but it has made for a few awkward screenings when people show up to Truffaut’s 1959 French new wave masterpiece dressed in Robocop cosplay.
Colin from Canada is back to talk with Jay about one of the best musicals of all time, The Little Shoop of Horrbles! Starring Rick Moranis, Ellen Greene, Steve Martin, and the single best puppet ever put in a movie. How many people actually read these descriptions? And how many people are going to leave a comment angry at Colin and Jay for pretending they don't know who Steve Martin is before getting to the later part of the video where they make it clear that they do know who Steve Martin is.
Booooo spooky season has begun, which means it's time to scare Mike with the most frightening thing of all: a series of movies that are almost indistinguishable from each other so that he can't keep track of what's going on, what happens in which movie, or why he even started watching them in the first place. Booooooo!
Jay, Mike, and a man known only as Milwaukee Culkin dive into one of the greatest films ever made: Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. A film described as "Lightning in a bottle" by Jay himself. A magical moment in cinematic history when the stars at night aligned deep in the heart of Texas. A movie that plows along at a rapid pace of a haunted semi and takes no moment to indulge in overly bloated CGI trash. The film does fire off a series of short, carefully executed comedic set pieces all the while asking the question of what's really important in life - a physical possession or real life experiences, newly forged relationships and friendships, and growing as an individual. Pee-Wee's Big Adventure is a masterpeewee of cinematic art. R.I.P - Paul Reubens, Phil Hartman, Jan Hooks, and Milton Berle's gigantic c*ck.
Happy Halloween! We watched the one where Jason goes to space.
Mack didn't win Celebrity Jeopardy so now he is forced to discuss the classic Coen Brothers comedy Raising Arizona with professional clown Richard Evans.
Hey look! It's that movie everybody hates from that director that everybody loves. It's Showgirls! Now several decades after its release, Showgirls has had many reappraisals over the years but not by these two dim witted slobs. Is Showgirls a misunderstood camp classic or a genuinely terrible movie? Perhaps the truth lies somewhere in between. Enjoy the video before YouTube shadowbans it!!!
Jay and Josh dive into the weird, disgusting, depressing, off-putting world of The Dark Backward, an under-seen dark comedy from 1991 directed by Adam Rifkin and inexplicably starring Judd Nelson and Bill Paxon.
Does it happen? Why yes it done! Hello, and welcome to yet another internet™ YouTube™ video about Star War™. My name is Krebs Gorlon official spokesperson for Red Letter Media™. The clowns known as Rich Evans and Mike Stoklasan famously known for having zero association with P. Diddy (formerly Puff Man). Today Mike and Rich decide to finally make a minimal effort to catch up on the world of a Star War. A world they has decided to shrug off years ago after a clone of Emperor Palpatine was used as a desperate attempt to make cheap cash from a brain-dead audience of clowns and sh*theads. Mike and Rich both loathed Rogue One: A Star War Story. Ever more they loathed the love for its' bland characters like Gem Klebstone, Korla Blargbon, Phib McP-Diddy, and especially Cassian And/or. They saw Rogue One as a bad sign. A “remember this” orgy of pointless action scenes and a film awash in Star War c*m. Star Wars porn essentially. Not much to admire about the writing.
Colin is back to talk to Jay about Predator 2, sketchy movie theaters, and giant pants. Predator 2 was not well received when it was released and it flopped. That didn't stop 20th Century Fox from desperately trying to turn this thing into a franchise. Is Predator 2 all that bad? Jay and Colin's reaction may shock you! (or not)
It's the moment you've all been waiting for! No we're not talking about some Star Wars thing or that other new thing with the guy from that show in it! It's Rich and Jay talking about the live action Popeye movie starring Robin Williams. For some reason.
In this video, Mike tells Rich Evans to watch The Acolyte. Not because Mike and Rich love a Star Wars™.... I mean, perhaps somewhere deep down in their cold, dead hearts they still do? But Mike asks Rich to watch The Acolyte because Mike knows Rich is one of the most honest, unbiased people he's ever met. Rich will tell it like it is. He’ll never sugar-coat anything. Now, this video is less about The Acolyte and more about the culture war surrounding it. After Ghostbusters 2016, they felt we were all past this as human beings. A movie or show is good or bad based on the quality and nothing else. Mike saw the figurative streets set on fire after the “Lesbian Witch” episode and his curiosity was piqued. What is this? What’s all the fuss? Then there is the now famous "R2D2 is a lesbian" clip. NOW Mike is REALLY interested because he always considered R2D2 to be straight or maybe bi.
What is a Star War™? The better question is what has it become? Ages ago it was a film made by a California hippie named Georgie who loved race cars and worried about an authoritarian future taking away his race cars. Now that he is old and lives in an authoritarian future that has taken away his race cars, he sold the evil empire he created to a different evil empire. The modest kid from Modesto just wanted to tell a tale of a farm boy who goes on an adventure with a space wizard to save a princess… and it ended up ruining his life and the lives of so many others. After Star War was a hit, he made Empire Strikes Back. It was so awesome because other people made it for him. Then he was so mad he crashed his golf cart into a lake. For the third film, he hired a former circus clown named Richard whom he could boss around and yell, “Add more midgets!” and thus the original trilogy was borned. Several years and pant sizes later, Georgie made the prequels.
Colin and Jay finally get around to discussing David Cronenberg! Did you know that there is a direct link between Cronenberg's body horror masterpiece The Fly and the Police Academy franchise?? Because there is!!!!
Happy October, everyone! For the Halloween season this year, Jay had the brilliant idea of watching all the Puppet Master movies. It was a bad idea and nobody should ever do it. For this part, Jay and Jack discuss Puppet Masters 1 through 3 (aka the """""good""""" ones) and in part 2 of this re:View series, they will be watching Puppet Masters 4 through 7. And spoilers: by part 3 of this series, they give up on Puppet Master movies and just watch Demonic Toys instead. Booooooo!!!
In Part 2 of this pointless series, Jay and Jack discuss Puppet Masters 4 and 5, Curse of the Puppet Master, and most importantly Retro Puppet Master (aka the one with Mark from The Room in it). Does the series have any redeeming value at this point? Watch and find out!!!
We gave up on the Puppet Master series. Sorry to disappoint the three of you that were looking forward to our opinions on Puppet Master: Axis of Evil. Instead, we decided to switch focus to the far superior tiny killer dolls movie Demonic Toys! And to segue into that, we also watched the non-canon crossover masterpiece Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys. Happy Halloween! This year, we've given you a rock in your candy bag.
Mike and Jack sit down to talk about the cult classic film “Galaxy Quest” starring Tim Allen and many others. A film that has gained popularity over the years and days since it was released. Mike and Jack come at this film with different perspectives, while both appreciating it as the wonderful magical fun adventure film it is with fantastic visual FX and monsters, Jack sees the film as the memorable movie he grew up with and helped to mold his love for cinema and acting. Mike (being 37 years older than Jack) sees the film as a magical what-could-have-been kind of thing. He smells the studio meddling like a wet fart from afar. The potential for a PG-13 or R rated dry, vulgar comedy was there, but watered down by a spineless studio that wanted to G-rated Tim Allen comedy. Would it have flopped as a more adult film? Would it have been better if they went full kids tale? Don’t ya know no one will ever know! It’s a slippery pig that’s been oiled up with K-Y jelly.
Mike, Jay and Rich all suffered from severe head injuries recently so Josh and Tim decided to fill in and talk about the semi-classic 80s video game/Star Wars-inspired film The Last Straighter! The funny thing about the head injuries is that they're all unrelated. It's just a coincidence that Mike, Jay and Rich all received them right around the same time. Happy Holidays!
The ultimate cosmic confusion has set in for these two Graveyard Grandpas™ as they watch the newest “Star Trek” “Movie” Star Trek: Section 31. A flop years in the making costing Paramount Plus hundreds of millions of dollars putting them nearly 900 billion dollars in debt. And also costing them the good will of zillions of fans (except for really really dumb ones) all for one man, Alex Trebek. So when Star Trek Discovery was first made. Michelle Yeoh plays a character called Phillip George. She was Bo Burnham’s Captain on the USS Shengie. Burnham screwed up. Georgie Plagu died. Then in the mirror verse, Shelly Burnham discovered Phillp's Georgous has a clone called Evil lady Empress. The leader of the evil Terran Umpire. That evil character would stick around and play games with yum yum girl, punching baddies and saying cool lines like, "wanna go make that man scream?" then I'm not sure what happened to her character? I think she few into Kurtzman’s space hole and went to the future.
Colin and Jim discuss the latest Michael Bay disaster, Transformers: The Last Knight.
