This week on Randling, another round of mortal combat on the battlefield of language, the place Sun Tzu, legendary author of The Art Of War, referred to as 'the grooviest frontline of all'. On their third tours of duty, we welcome back The Help and The Argopelters: Angus Sampson, Toby Schmitz, Jennifer Byrne and Chris Taylor. Things to watch out for: a wrestling hold called 'La Guillotina Suicida', a loving tribute to the Q&A school of shoe throwing, the declaration 'I would put a fighting cock in my mouth' and a list of much less attractive things people actually do put in their mouths.