Morgan complains about how un-romantic some guys are. While George's house is getting painted, he stays with Ethan. Apparently, George is extending his vocabulary through night tapes, and Ethan complains about George speaking all through the night. ""Fantabulous, fantabulous!"" When Kevin fails to get a date for Saturday nights Monster Truck show, Ethan presents his homemade cologne, which STINKS! Morgan discovers a secret admirer letter in her locker, and soon comes to the conclusion that Ethan sent it. Ethan tells Kevin that the cologne works, because he got a date with Morgan. Later, Tanya finds the same letter in her locker and also thinks it's Ethan. When Kevin finds out Ethan is on a date with both Morgan and Tanya, he buys some of Ethan's cologne. Ethan tries desperately to get into the hockey team, and convinces Kevin to give him and application form. George insists he delivers the application letter, but bumps into Tanya and Morgan on the way, mixing up letters. After Kevin gets