Patton wants the attention of Ms. Foley, his English teacher, so, he pretends to be bad at English even though, it's his best subject. Unfortunately, Parker's basketball coach also wants the attention of Ms. Foley. When Patton gets in the way of Coach's attempts to woo Foley, he takes it out on the basketball team. The teacher fiascoes' continue when Paige converts Penny's favorite teacher from dull to ditz. Meanwhile, Pearce helps Bob write Pearce's English essay.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gloria Calderón Kellett | Writer | ||
| Tara Reid | Guest Star | ||
| Kristin Bauer | Guest Star | ||
| Francesca P. Roberts | Guest Star | ||
| Patrick Fabian | Guest Star | ||
| Leonard R. Garner Jr. | Director |