Pete joins the student newspaper in the hopes that it will impress her. Things are looking good until he's assigned to write an article on the boys' soccer team and he's forced to interview Alex's hacky-sack-loving, hemp-necklace-wearing boyfriend Justin. Pete must decide what to do: write a standard puff piece, or use this opportunity to take Justin down. Meanwhile, Rocco sells breath spray to the school at "grossly inflated prices".