Phineas and Ferb create their own language, Ferb Latin, which quickly catches on. Unfortunately for Candace, she awakes from a massage puzzled to find everyone else speaking a language she doesn't understand. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz decides to use propaganda as his new "-inator," believing that it will work since people will believe anything they read. / Potato gremlins appear all over town when Phineas and Ferb clone a potato chip from Buford and it mixes with his DNA; Doofenshmirtz tries to summon the Spartan army with his historical army retrieve-inator.