Big Mark and Little Mark are offered the Kray-ziest piece of gangster memorabilia they have seen. Then Simon and Little Mark go to a secret underground bunker to meet a fake Russian who’s offering to sell them a radioactive piece of Manhattan. And Big Mark and Vicki are offered the opportunity to buy a hand-written letter from the queen. But will this piece of purple prose stand up to scrutiny from the eagle eyes of the regal buyers?