This episode is all about Allie and Elise's crazy love life. They've been dating for years but it's been on and off so many times that their mates have stopped counting. They're supposedly on a break but they're still sleeping together, even though Elise thinks she's single and reckons she'd rather watch paint dry than have sex. Meanwhile, James is fed up with his non-existent love life, so his friends try to find him a boyfriend. Who will be together at the end of the party?