Look - this week is E3, so some of these descriptions may be a little "phoned in." And by "a little" I mean "a whole damn lot." Sorry. We're just pretty busy right now. And by "pretty busy" I mean "really damn busy." So I think you can probably excuse me if I don't vomit flights of fancy in these video descriptions. If I don't tickle you pink with dumb jokes, or thrill you with stories sprung fully formed from the mind of a madman. If I don't, in short, entertain your pants off. Because, lord knows, the videos aren't pulling their weight around here. Anyway, here's Open Haus or whatever.