Jen and Rex awaken with hangovers after spending the night together. Fed up with Starr's tantrums, Blair angrily informs her fuming daughter that nothing will ever convince her to take Todd back. Across town, Todd presents Sam with a videotape purporting to be Victor's new will but Viki refuses to play along with her brother's scam. Jen tells a disapproving Marcy that she willingly slept with Rex. Blair panics after Starr runs away from home again. Meanwhile, Starr shows up on Troy's doorstep and tells her friend she's leaving town. Mitch sneers at Viki and her family after being bequeathed the Banner, Llanfair and most of the Lord fortune. Troy convinces Starr to take a nap before hitting the road. Hank warns Rae she's turned into a greedy, grasping woman instead of the caring person she once was. Mitch promises to share his newfound wealth with his daughter but Jessica rejects his offer. As Starr snoozes, Blair and Troy share sob stories about their failed love lives. Todd's day hits