Sketches: Punk road painter / Two Ninnies/Two Ninnies Song / Marc Almond / Jogger trying to cross the road / Pub Grub / Arab identifying his wife's body / Parkinson meets Ian Botham / Zak the Alien / Pork Scratchings / Budget / Barefoot thug / Time, Gentlemen, Please / Hey Wow / Pizza Moment / The Memory Kinda Lingers
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Guy Jenkin | Writer | ||
| Mel Smith | Writer | ||
| Richard Curtis | Writer | ||
| Mike Onions | Writer | ||
| Colin Bostock-Smith | Writer | ||
| Laurie Rowley | Writer | ||
| Colin Pearson | Writer | ||
| Griff Rhys Jones | Writer |