Sketches: Ready Brek / Daily Star / Elephant Man / Thieves without stockings to put on their heads but with a pair of tights / Battered Baby / Harty Skit / Sunbed / The Obit / This Is Your Life / Tax Evaders / American Express (Masons) / Open Marriage / Schmidt Old Slag / Cocktail party / Burglar / Cold students / The New Creed / Vicar Breakdown / Lager / All-purpose Advert / Henry Cooper / Chess / Man Alive Skit / Disco which isn't really / Aural sex
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| David Renwick | Writer | ||
| Peter Brewiss | Writer | ||
| David Kind | Writer | ||
| Peter Steggles | Writer | ||
| Guy Jenkin | Writer | ||
| Colin Bostock-Smith | Writer | ||
| Andrew Marshall | Writer | ||
| Andy Hamilton | Writer | ||
| Barry Bowes | Writer | ||
| Griff Rhys Jones | Writer | ||
| Mel Smith | Writer |