In this show, Noel gets a really important call. Tony Reason speaks about his time working with Bon Jovi, while Fantasy Man tries to capture the Dream Tiger.
Noel is taunted by a Dolphin Bomber, New York Cop tells the tale of the singing fishfinger, and Secret Peter reveals where Alan Hansen has been hiding.
Noel discovers that Andy Warhol is a forgery, Tony Reason is visited by his old mucker Tod Michaels, the music-producing hammerhead shark, and the jungle is terrorised by a giant tiger with an STD.
Fantasy Man gets into a scrape with some chavs, kite-headed Bryan Ferry is decapitated by a racist protractor, and Noel accidentally sets fire to the show.
The second season begins with a season long title: "Tales from Painted Hawaii". The cast of Magnum P.I. try to sacrifice Noel to a volcano. All hopes of being rescued rest on Paul Panfer, an internet sensation who remakes Elvis films on his mobile phone.
Noel gets fantasy block (a weird strain of writer's block) and if he doesn't overcome this and write an ending to the show, Terry, his only viewer, will be killed by an asteroid
Noel's show is turned into a reality TV programme by fantasy terrorist Reality Man. Noel is evicted back to reality and gets a job working in a greasy spoon café. Luckily for Noel, Fantasy Man and Big Chief Woolabum are on hand to help, and hopefully save the day.
Noel realises he is the only person in the show who isn't cool. He has until the end of the episode to become cool, otherwise he will be destroyed by a race of alien cucumbers who all worship the poet John Gay.
Noel has until the end of the episode to boost the ratings from nine to twenty-five. If he doesn't manage to do it in time, his show will be axed and he and all his characters will be put into storage and, ultimately, incinerated. (Season 2 Finale)
Behind the scenes documentary
Halfway into a stand-up performance on chicken-boys, teabag-dreams and triangle-adultery, Noel Fielding is kidnapped, leaving it to Sgt. Raymond Boombox and Fantasy Man to save the day.