Lars and James rant at length (well, Lars does), first thanking their fans for making them rich, then dissing Napster users for downloading their songs, and warning them about the consequences.
A pastiche of COPS, with Lars and James apprehending a music pirate in his house.
James Hetfield stars in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?, and his usual Dumb Muscle depiction is taken Up to Eleven.
Nutty McShithead, the literally-named spokesman for "Recording Association for Popsong Economics", gives a PSA on the evils of Napster.
Celebrities opposed to MP3 sharing gather to perform a Charity Motivation Song.
ars, James and Nutty are celebrating Napster's shutdown in a beer-filled bathtub.
Metallicock, a band which happens to be very similar to Metallica, lays out their own grievances against Metallica, Napster, you and Your Mom.