An Embarrassed Christopher Plummer In this 1979 film, which bears no relation whatsoever to Star Wars, interstellar smuggler cum heroine Stella Star (who is neither Luke Skywalker nor Princess Leia) and her mentor/companion Acton (who is not Obi-Wan Kenobi) are caught and imprisoned by Texan police android Elle (who is neither R2-D2 nor C-3PO) and Blue Man Group reject Thor (who is distinctly not Chewbacca). For reasons that aren't worth mentioning, the prison business is quickly dropped and the four join forces to fight evil and locate Simon (David Hasselhoff not playing Han Solo at all), son of the Emperor of the galaxy (Christopher Plummer, who doesn't particularly rule the Rebel Alliance or the Jedis since the established empire is good in this universe, making for an entirely different and unrelated movie). Several lame planets are visited (which could not possibly be confused with Alderaan, Hoth, or Endor) and useless battles waged.