An opening sketch parodies Ernie's newly-grown moustache, then Benefits For Sixteen Children and Varsity Drag before Richard Briars features in the play what Ern wrote, a pirate ship parody entitled Captain Blood and Diana Dors joining Ernie for the end song Bring Me Sunshine. An extract of the play can be found on YouTube and was screened as part of a tribute to Briers following his death in February 2013.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Eddie Braben | Writer | ||
| Diana Dors | Guest Star | ||
| Bonnie Langford | Guest Star | ||
| Richard Briers | Guest Star | ||
| John Ammonds | Director |