Documentary in which bald, tortured soul Robert Murray embarks on a quest to find the ultimate remedy for his receding hairline. After finding endless experts who promise him a full head of hair in return for a small fortune, he exposes himself to a painful cocktail of lotions and potions. None of these work, so he dons a custom-made wig to face the world, terrified that it'll make him look more attractive as he tries speed-dating.