All Seasons

Season 1

  • S01E01 Lasers and Quasars

    • December 27, 2020

    Space Musical in Space Genre: Jukebox musical Setting: Space! Awards: • Best pair of glasses • Best use of cheese in a space setting • Best supporting act by a sloth

  • S01E02 I Found It in the Bushes

    • December 28, 2020

    Teen Vampire Movie Genre: Vampire story full of teenage angst and teenage romance Setting: A palace Awards: • Most unexpected blizzard • Most dramatic opening of an umbrella • Best corpse by a corpse

  • S01E03 Who Bun It

    • December 29, 2020

    Animal Murder Mystery at a Church Genre: Detective (with a cast of animals) Setting: A village church Awards: • Consistently Too Early • Most Intimidating Stare Down the Camera Characters: • A taxi driver who finds birds hilarious • A character who only speaks in three-word sentences

  • S01E04 Flat Pack Attack

    • December 29, 2020

    Fantasy Horror in Ikea Genre: Horror, with some fantasy Setting: IKEA Awards: • Most inappropriately timed Irish jig • Most dramatic eating of a banana • Best use of a lemon Character: • Delta von Tussel, who can only speak in rhyming couplets

  • S01E05 From Russia With Gloves

    • December 30, 2020

    Spy Thriller with a villian shaped like a giant hand Genre: Spy thriller (with koalas) Setting: A rainforest Awards: • Loneliest conga line • Shortest song about mushrooms • Best use of a distant uncle in a plot twist • Best closing line of any show, ever Characters: • Trev, Nev, and Bev — one who always tells the truth, one who always lies, and one who always breaks into song for no reason

  • S01E06 Cat in the Habit

    • December 31, 2020

    Period Drama with Nuns! Genre: Period drama Setting: Convent and cat house Awards: • Best product placement in a film • Best use of the phrase "Alakazam" • Best use of a pinky promise for dramatic effect Character: • Penelope Mayhem

Season 2

  • S02E01 Careless Whisper

    • January 23, 2021

    80's Musical in a Library Genre: 80's musical Setting: Library Awards: • Shortest training montage • Most disappointing rap battle of the decade Character: • Someone who believes they are a ghost and no one can see them

  • S02E02 The Primary Cape Crusader

    • January 24, 2021

    Superhero Movie in a Primary School Genre: Superhero origin story with time travel/jump Setting: School Awards: • Best spontaneous can can • Best use of bragging over something not worth bragging about Character: • Vivian the goblin who keeps getting their high five rejected

  • S02E03 Dressed for Danger

    • January 27, 2021

    A Murder Mistery set backstage at a musical. Genre: Murder Mistery Setting: Dress rehersal for a musical Awards: • Best use of a commercial break during a pivotal moment in the film • Best game of hide and seek Character: • Quickfinger Jimmy who after hitting his head a bit too hard, he is convinced that he is a western gunslinger

  • S02E04 A Cop in the Ocean

    • January 28, 2021

    Police Drama at the Docks Genre: Buddy Cop Movie Setting: Dockyard Awards: • Worst green screen use as none of the locations match the scene • Best spontaneous limericks Character: • Clint, who is always riding an invisible horse

  • S02E05 High Tide School

    • January 29, 2021

    Disaster Movie at a High School Genre: A Flood Disaster Movie Setting: American Highschool Awards: • Most awkwardly timed sea shanty • Best pratfall in a dramatic scene Character: • Greg, they're definitely not hiding 7 ducks in their trenchcoat

  • S02E06 Suicide Squid

    • January 30, 2021

    A Superhero (?) Movie in an Aquarium Genre: Superhero Movie Setting: An aquarium Awards: • Most poorly themed restaurant • Most emotional thumb war Character: • Wannabe mindreader who attempts to predict what other people are about to say, are thinking or about to do

  • S02E07 Now Museum, Now You Don't

    • January 30, 2021

    A heist movie at the Natural History Museum. Genre: Musical Heist Setting: Natural History Museum Awards: • Best hostage rescue, in a location containing no hostages • Most unfortunately timed phone call from a concerned parent Character: • A scene where Oscar has a short cameo role

  • S02E08 The Wizard of Paddington Station

    • January 31, 2021

    A Disney Movie in Paddington Station Genre: Disney Movie Setting: Railway Station Awards: • Most tone deaf barbershop quartet Character: • Bitter parking ticket person, a character who is really bitter about getting a parking ticket 18 months ago, lost an appeal and just can't get over it, brings it up at any given opportunity • Jasper Longlegs - Every moment is a time to showcase his catwalk swagger

  • S02E09 Light Over the Rocks

    • January 31, 2021

    A Rock'n'Roll story in a Lighthouse Genre: Story of a Rockband Making It Setting: Lighthouse Awards: • Funniest Chesney Hawkes pun • Best choreographed washing up Character: • Dudley McDiddles who can only speak in riddles

Season 3

  • S03E01 The Quest for Escape-a-Lot

    • February 5, 2021

    An Escape movie at Camelot. Genre: Escape Movie with a Shakespearean Scene Setting: Camelot Castle Awards: • Most inappropriate round of applause • Most inappropriate product placement for a stair lift Character: • An overconfident farmer who brags about his sheep at every opportunity

  • S03E02 Wild Feast

    • February 6, 2021

    A Western Zombie movie set in Edinburgh Genre: Western Zombie Movie Setting: Edinburgh (at sea) Awards: • Film with the most dramatic close ups • Highest degree of difficulty for a stage entrance Character: • Fergus Pickles - solves all life's problems through tickles

  • S03E03 Lookout

    • February 7, 2021

    A Pirate Quest for an Amulet on the Penguin Double-Decker Genre: Pirate Movie Setting: Ship Penguin Double-decker Awards: • For best impromptu ballet routine • For most inappropiate use of happy upbeat music Character: • Paul Nicks - Likes to play pick up sticks

  • S03E04 Lookout II: They Sphinx it's All Over

    • February 7, 2021

    A Pirate Movie Sequel set six months later in Cairo (and the Past) Genre: Pirate Movie Setting: Egypt Awards: • Biggest musical theater style number Character: • Olly Bottomdeck, who had a crick in his neck and makes lots of octopus metaphors randomly • Tragic backstory of the Lookout Lady

  • S03E05 What's the Pointe

    • February 12, 2021

    A mystery film in a Ballet school Genre: Scooby-Doo Comedy Mystery Setting: Ballet School Awards: • Most underwhelming reveal • Most unusual way to hail a taxi Character: • Lenny Clemons, who only wishes for people to appreciate his flower arrangements

  • S03E06 Enter the Elephant

    • February 13, 2021

    Kung Fu movie at a Carnival Genre: Kung Fu Movie Setting: Carnival Awards: • Best late introduction of a character • Most number of people taking a bath together Character: • Steve Peeps, a terrible trainee spy

  • S03E07 Love Behind Bars

    • February 14, 2021

    A Rom-Com in a Prison Genre: RomCom Setting: Prison Awards: • Least romantic valentine's gift • Most inappropriate romance during a funeral Character: • Hope Less, who sees romance in everything

  • S03E08 Temple of the Red Giraffe

    • February 18, 2021

    An adventure movie set in a Temple. Genre: Adventure Film Setting: Temple Awards: • Most salacious filing cabinet • Most abrupt tea party Character: • Terry Marvellous - he believes he's a really good magician

  • S03E09 Nightmare on Bone Street

    • February 19, 2021

    80's slasher movie at a dog show Genre: 80's Horror-Slasher Film Setting: Dog Show Awards: • Most creamy center • Most actors used as furniture Character: • Freddie Fryer, who's a magically talking tumble dryer

  • S03E10 Wishing for Wishy-washy

    • February 20, 2021

    Pantomime with the message "Be careful what you wish for" Genre: Pantomime Lesson: Careful what you wish for Awards: • Best Blue Peter style demonstration of how to make or do something • Most flirtatious use of math Character: • Trevor Noun, the literary wizard

  • S03E11 Fraud of the Blings

    • February 21, 2021

    A fantasy film set in a Frozen Kingdom Genre: Fantasy Setting: Tower in a Winter Wonderland Awards: • Most confusing catch phrase • Most characters yodelling in a single scene Character: • Jimbo Jumbo, who's life goal is to be a rainbow

Season 4

  • S04E01 Over the Henge

    • July 1, 2021

    Stoneage historical drama with body-swapping. Genre: Historical drama Setting: Stoneage Awards: • Most creative use of the phrase "kachow" • Least necessary murder Character: • Tommy Bahama, who doesn't go anywhere without his Llama

  • S04E02 The Hound of the Wensleydales

    • July 2, 2021

    A Murder Mystery in a land made of cheese. Genre: Murder Mystery Setting: Cheeseland Awards: • Most alliteration squished into one line • Most alternative on screen "kisses" (COVID safe) Character: • Fallulah Ballulah - she loves to rhyme

  • S04E03 Popes on the Ropes

    • July 3, 2021

    A Wrestling movie set in the Southern US. Genre: Wrestling Movie Setting: Austin, Texas Awards: • Most winks in one scene • Most unnecessary use of mime at a pivotal moment • Best shoes

  • S04E04 Rumpole of the Motte and Bailey

    • July 3, 2021

    Medieval legal drama set at a circus. Genre: Legal drama Setting: Medieval circus Featuring: • A hard-core metal number about trees Awards: • Best tech team cameo Character: • Dapper Stan, a fashionable man

  • S04E05 Zoo Mania

    • July 4, 2021

    An alien invasion of Earth featuring zoo animals. Genre: Alien Invasion Setting: Zoo (with a cast of animals) Awards: • Most romantic "rock, paper, scissors" battle • Most spectacular fireworks display • Sexiest rendition of "Mary Had a Little Lamb"

  • S04E06 Singing in the Aisles

    • July 8, 2021

    Musical set in a sentient supermarket. Genre: Musical Setting: ASDA Awards: • Most dramatic camera-work in a scene with nothing dramatic happening • Most use of imaginary stairs • Best impromptu jazz routine

  • S04E07 A Dice with Death

    • July 9, 2021

    A Murder Mystery set in Las Vegas. Genre: Murder Mystery Setting: Las Vegas Featuring: • Musicians playing two completely contrasting pieces of music at the same time Awards: • Best opera number • Best ventriloquist performance

  • S04E08 Star Paws

    • July 10, 2021

    A Sci-Fi story about aliens coming to Earth. Genre: Sci-Fi Featuring: • Aliens coming to Earth Awards: • Best use of interpretive dance • Best lullaby about hats Character: • Remedy Ron - always eager to offer weird and wonderful things on his person to solve problems or ailments

  • S04E09 Angstronauts

    • July 10, 2021

    A wild Teen Musical at a Space School. Genre: Teen Musical Setting: Space School Awards: • Best mirror scene between two actors • Best cooking show scene in a movie Character: • A character who's more at home in the Bronte era • Wolliam Breakspeare, a failed actor who speaks in broken Shakespearean

  • S04E10 If It Wasn't for Those Pesky Kids

    • July 11, 2021

    Crime Drama set at an abandoned funfair. Genre: Crime Drama Setting: Old abandoned funfair Awards: • Most complicated description of an object without naming it • Most aggressive rendition of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes" • Most vivacious entrance

  • S04E11 Abandoned Love

    • July 15, 2021

  • S04E12 Good Guys Finish Last

    • July 16, 2021

  • S04E13 Ip'switch It Up

    • July 17, 2021

  • S04E14 Croydonosaurus

    • July 18, 2021

  • S04E15 Back to the Tutor

    • July 22, 2021

  • S04E16 Pier Today, Gone Tomorrow

    • July 23, 2021

  • S04E17 The Man Who Came In from the Cold… Storage

    • July 24, 2021

  • S04E18 Fielding of Dreams

    • July 24, 2021

  • S04E19 Fire in the Hole

    • July 25, 2021

  • S04E20 It's Up to You, Newark Newark

    • July 29, 2021

  • S04E21 Hot Swap Buns

    • July 30, 2021

    A body-swap musical set in a bakery.

  • S04E22 Ashopocalypse Now

    • July 31, 2021

  • S04E23 Ashopocalypse Next

    • July 31, 2021

  • S04E24 Ashopocalypse Then

    • July 31, 2021

  • S04E25 The Day Harry Got Cut in Half

    • August 1, 2021

Season 5

  • S05E01 Hull School Musical

    • December 20, 2024

    A musical set in an exam room, in Hull. Exams loom close and students begin to feel the pressure. Class of 2024 must pass their exams or their school will be shut down. Includes the opening musical extravaganza 'Oh I Hope I Don’t Fail This Exam, or I’m Gonna Get Kicked Out by Me Mam', and the moving romantic song 'That's When I Knew'.

  • S05E02 All I Want for Christmas Is Zoo

    • December 20, 2024

    A Christmas Film set in a Zoo. Loosely based on the much loved festive classic 'A Christmas Carol', follow Miranda as her focus moves from profits to penguins, including a trip to the South Pole. See the incredible special effects sequence at the South Pole with the penguins. 'We're here at the South Pole, and my god there's millions of the f***ers!'

  • S05E03 The Codfather

    • December 21, 2024

    A 50s Gangster Movie set on a Cruise Ship. Criminals confuse and deceive passengers aboard a cruise ship, and steal valuables from Mr Banks, who own all the banks! They are caught, but will justice be served at sea? Featuring a must-see Shakespeare interpretive dance sequence.

  • S05E04 Wheely Good Murders

    • December 21, 2024

    A Slasher Movie set in a Toy Store. A toy store is set to switch hands, but is it safe in these terrifying hands? A giant super-killing pig is on the rampage, can a hug save the day? Does feature HOT WHEELS product placement throughout, in this bloody adventure.

  • S05E05 Bread

    • December 22, 2024

    A Famous Five Adventure featuring a Bakery. We step stap back into war time Britain in South West Coastal England where the Famous Five are on an adventure looking to solve their next big mystery. Their newest recruit makes his Famous Five debut - Greek God Dianysus, Lord of Wine. A must see adventure with a surprising romantic sub plot when Sally questions how much she likes her dear friend Dick. She loves Dick. He can be a little soft sometimes, but she likes how sensitive he is. Can this friendship grow into something more?

  • S05E06 Shop 'Til You Drop

    • December 22, 2024

    A Psychopathic Horror set in department store C&A. A much-loved security guard in one of the UK's well loved department stores (and now just remembered as they do not exist anymore) is forced to work with an enemy from the past. Has this psychopath changed, will love blossom in the most unlikely of places, and who survives a friendship of horror! Can you see the dancing woman who can't find her camera? A tale that will keep you guessing as you more questions are raised than answered, including who really is the pizza person?

  • S05E07 Me and Zoo

    • December 23, 2024

  • S05E08 The TurKEY to Christmas Joy

    • December 23, 2024