Mike finally gets to celebrate Valentines Day while Eric is relieved that he doesn't.
Mike falls in love with a Stripper.
Mike and Eric talk about showers vs. baths.
Eric loves Uber while Mike thinks he should get a little more from the driver.
Mike notices something strange in the mens bathroom at his office and Eric knows exactly what the problem is.
Eric's youngest son gets suspended from school after his big brother teaches him about the "birds and the bees" and shares his new learned knowledge with all the girls in his class.
Mike gets frustrated with Eric because when they go out to eat, Eric always orders whats not on the menu.
Mike is sad that his favorite go-to-girl for returning items to the store has been replaced by one of his no so favorite people.
Mike and Eric discuss their distaste for the whole "pay it forward" thing.
Mike is getting tired of being Eric's "wingman" due to all the ugly chicks he has to hook up with.