"Mom is always sleeping, and since I am an ungrateful child I think that's soooo boring! I don't understand why she has to work so much all through the night! Why can't she pay for everything with the money she already has? She is so lame. Anyway, I went out exploring the woods today and saw a few cool things I guess. There was a man in a boat who was near the pier, and he asked if he could come by later tonight and see if I wanted to be kidnapped. I thought about it for a bit, and since my mom is so uncool, I thought, "Sure, why not?" It'll teach her for being so boring to me! Truly the scariest part of this video is the abject horror and constant fear you live in when you have children! Yeah! I'm such a shit!"