Mary tells Tom that it'll be 23 years before their sexual desires are synchronized again. Tom is angered by Mary's need for "something else" that she can't explain. Mary seeks answers to happiness from Grandpa Larkin who surmises she doesn't quite fit in anywhere. Mary hides under the kitchen sink. Cathy worries that she's losing Steve. Loretta has inspiration for a new song, Ballad of a Legless Woman. Mary cries and shares a lunch meat sandwich with Grandpa.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jerry Adelman | Writer | ||
| David Gregory Browne | Writer | ||
| Ann Marcus | Writer | ||
| Jim Drake | Director |