https://madattheinternet.com/2024/07/09/butterdog/ Butterdog is the dog with the butter on him, journalists suffer (funny+cool), Whataburger triumphs over Red Lobster, what happens when you go into the women's restroom, F1nn5ter's top donor, Sketch's moonlighting, the Greer suit update, whatever a "fighting stick" is, take me out to the ballgame, Pizza Jews win.