Two burglars (Morgan and Graham) break into a house despite some disagreement of the correct possessive pronoun to use. Their attempt to leave with a large flat screen television is foiled by a duck (voiced by Jer) who must have followed them in. Paul is awakened by the commotion and attempts to called the police only to find his phone dead. A police officer (James) arrives and seems to be more concerned about the presence of the duck than anything else. The duck attacks (and ostensibly kills) James, Morgan and Graham, allowing him to sit down and watch the television.