To get rid of your Christmas tree you may: abandon it on someones porch; replant it; sell it at a yard sale for a quarter; toss it off your house; eat it, ... all of it; take it out back and take it out of its misery; just ignore it; will it away with force of you mind; trade places with it; tell it "it's not you, it's me"; hide it in the chesterfield; repurpose it as a lamp.