Fred wins front row Beastie Boys tickets which is the same night as Lilly and Molly's self defense demonstration, which Jasper and Laz have to go to. They decide to lie to the girls and go to the concert. They decide to not go, but Fred hangs onto the tickets. When Laz tells him to get rid of them, Fred lights them on fire and throws them out the window. They hit a motorcyclist who is the stage manager of the Beastie Boys and asks them to come with him to the concert and meet the Beastie Boys. Jasper keeps on thinking these as signs of fate, but Laz thinks of it as fate tempting them. When the manager hurt his foot he asks the guys to carry him inside to the concert. They eventually cave and go to the concert. Meanwhile Lilly gets freaked out by an old memory of a guy in an animal costume. The guys lie and have to wreck Laz's car to prove to the girls they couldn't go to the demonstration because they hit a deer.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Adam Chase | Writer | ||
| Stoney Emshwiller | Guest Star | ||
| Nick Offerman | Guest Star | ||
| Austin Rogers | Guest Star | ||
| Pat Towne | Guest Star | ||
| Chris Hogan | Guest Star | ||
| Andy Ackerman | Director |