Matteo Lane sits down with Big Jay Oakerson, Luis J. Gomez, and Dave Smith to help crown the winner in the FINAL ROUND of Battle of the Bad Ass Bands 2. In episode 303 The Skanks talk about the viral #MissingDCgirls fiasco after 34 Washington women go missing on Twitter. Luis J. Gomez brings news that Sesame Street has introduced an autistic Muppet and a Muslim Muppet to the show... and one of them is here at The Creek for a surprise appearance. Matteo Lane helps The Skanks go through a chart of penises to pick out which ones match Jay, Luis, and Dave. We close the show with Megadeth karaoke. All this and more, only on the most offensive podcast on Earth, LEGION OF SKANKS!!!