Dave shows a (phony) tape of Tiger Woods disintegrating opponents' balls with his laser eyes; during Campaign 2000, "Rita Buttgas" (Jude Brennan) returns to celebrate the one-year anniversary of her $100 victory on "Alan's Secret Word" and discusses the hardships she's had since her fleeting fame fizzled; Dana Carvey and Dave share stories about their heart problems.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jerry Foley | Director |